Hell is located on the way back from Oklahoma

This weekend the forensics team participated in one hell of a party in Oklahoma. The bitches did the unbelievable and qualified the crackiest duo on the circuit to the surprise of everyone on the team including themselves. After a hearty round of competition and fun, the team went out for a night of sober dancing BitchNichole wore a sign that intrigued the majority of the straight nerds but seemed to anger the less attractive girls. Oh well. Then was the time to announce the pairings. To everyone's surprise BitchNichole was paired up with Jonose. Hm.... that's uncomfortable. So, she ran up and jumped on him to show what a classy rockstar she actually is and to prevent herself from having to dance with him later. After the announcements NicholeBitch went to get some fresh air with Snarl, TLS and Jonose. Where they met other competitors. One such competitor was CreepyOldDude. Now the goal of the team was to figure out how old CreepyOldDude was so the four struck up a conversation which at one point went like this:

COD: Oh I used to live near there.
Jonose: Really? Thats cool.
COD: Yeah bitch still has the house too. Hey you kids want to make some money?
BitchNichole: Sure!
Snarl: Is it legal?
COD: Not really

The four decided they had had enough fresh air and went back to the dance.

**THE DREADED RIDE HOME**

On the way home Snarl got engrossed in an amazing conversation with Broccoli. This conversation led the team two hours in the wrong direction out of Oklahoma or Kansas (at that point the states where melting together). The van was then renamed the van of tard. The bitches switched seats and BitchNichole began talking in her sleep the vans finally arrived at their final destination at 7:00 AM BitchParis misplaced her keys and broke her foot. BitchNichole arrived home to see that Stacie'sMom had moved out and someone new had moved in to the room of death.