Lessons Learned: Dancing a PJ's
Since it was the last weekend in Hastings BitchNichole decided it was a good night to go out to the Shack. Room's friend Jerome was in town and brought to of his friends Gropie and TouchesTooMuch. When they arrived at the Shack they ran into TheUser and JMcHooker. The line to get in was insanely long dispite the three dollar cover charge for Get Leid night. BitchNichole told TheUser a story about how TouchesTooMuch and Gropie were trying to get on her. He then took her by the had and walked her to the front of the line where they paid the cover and walked into the fire hazard that is the Shack on every Thursday and Saturday night.
Once in BitchNichole quickly lost track of the loser grabbed a MauiWowie and walked upstairs to enjoy her drink and make fun of the patrons grinding on the dance floor. Once upstairs she ran into MissT who pridefully exclaimed how hot her roommates looked. Then Rooms shouted that she was going to walk around for awhile and asked if BitchNichole would be fine by herself upstairs. She nodded yes and went back to watching the spectacle below.
She was horrified by what she saw next. Down below on the dance floor in the crowd of perverts was TheUser, dancing along to the overplayed rap music. This was not something she could keep to herself, she immediately pulled out her phone and texted Athena with the horrific news.
Then BitchNichole walked back downstairs to get a drink refill. As soon as she shelled out the $2.50 TheUser walked up to her and asked her to dance. He then dragged her out on the dance floor where she almost immediately spilled half her drink and ran back to the safety of the the 21-and-older area of the Shack. They then went upstairs with JMcHooker until a new song came on and she was once again dragged onto the dance floor. Both boys then tried to grind with BitchNichole. JMcHooker then whispered "just pretend you're having sex on the dance floor." At which point she turned around and said "Dude I don't want to dance with you anymore." So then TheUser took her purse and got her to dance to the next two songs.
After the Shack closed down for the night BitchNichole, Rooms, Jerome, Gropie, and TouchesTooMuch left to go to an after party. While at the party TouchesTooMuch started putting the moves on BitchNichole so she left the party to hang out with TheUser where they took funny pictures of each other and got into an argument about the new Spoon album.
Once in BitchNichole quickly lost track of the loser grabbed a MauiWowie and walked upstairs to enjoy her drink and make fun of the patrons grinding on the dance floor. Once upstairs she ran into MissT who pridefully exclaimed how hot her roommates looked. Then Rooms shouted that she was going to walk around for awhile and asked if BitchNichole would be fine by herself upstairs. She nodded yes and went back to watching the spectacle below.
She was horrified by what she saw next. Down below on the dance floor in the crowd of perverts was TheUser, dancing along to the overplayed rap music. This was not something she could keep to herself, she immediately pulled out her phone and texted Athena with the horrific news.
Then BitchNichole walked back downstairs to get a drink refill. As soon as she shelled out the $2.50 TheUser walked up to her and asked her to dance. He then dragged her out on the dance floor where she almost immediately spilled half her drink and ran back to the safety of the the 21-and-older area of the Shack. They then went upstairs with JMcHooker until a new song came on and she was once again dragged onto the dance floor. Both boys then tried to grind with BitchNichole. JMcHooker then whispered "just pretend you're having sex on the dance floor." At which point she turned around and said "Dude I don't want to dance with you anymore." So then TheUser took her purse and got her to dance to the next two songs.
After the Shack closed down for the night BitchNichole, Rooms, Jerome, Gropie, and TouchesTooMuch left to go to an after party. While at the party TouchesTooMuch started putting the moves on BitchNichole so she left the party to hang out with TheUser where they took funny pictures of each other and got into an argument about the new Spoon album.
posted by Welsh Girl at 6:41 PM
1 Comments:
Finally...a little drama in this girls life- I was beginning to get a little bored and question the reason I abandoned you in Hastings! How can you be bored when a night out on the town costs you less than $10!!!!
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