Lessons Learned: Three GDD's and Still Not In Jail

This weekend was the weekend that every HC student lives for: GDD! The day started out with Rooms and MissT banging on BitchNichole's bedroom door for ADA Trash Pick Up. Tired from a night of playing The Sims, BitchNichole listened to the muffled banging, shouts, and phone calls through the safety of her feather pillow. The entire time this was occurring BitchNichole thought to herself that if they really wanted to make her go to this worthless event they would get her keys from the rack by the door and simply let themselves into her room, but since this did not occur to them she assumed that her presence was not wanted. So, instead she rolled over and slept for another three hours.

Upon waking Rooms made it clear that she needed a dress for the night's events. Since BitchNichole's ride to York had already left without her she agreed to go help find the perfect dress.

Rooms, Dre3000, and BitchNichole entered Room's vehicle and were on their way to GITown. Dre3000 and BitchNichole decided to entertain themselves during the three hours it took Rooms to find a dress, and by doing so learned which stores will not allow you to take pictures inside.

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The three arrived in York and BitchNichole got dressed and met up with her date, GBaby. During dinner BitchNichole was elected as Historian for ADA. But most importantly she was elected as next year's Gamma Rep. When announced for this nonexistant position she held up a very strong Rum and Coke and toasted her own victory.

After dinner Gbaby and MoSho decided to change for the after party. They were in a hurry and MoSho was in the bathroom, so BitchNichole told GBaby to turn around while she put her clothes on. Unfortunately mistakes were made, and places that no one should ever be forced to see where seen by the innocent Gbaby. To which he quickly remarked, "wow that puts our friendship on an entirely new level."

The night was a success. Gbaby drunk dialed the White House, BitchNichole lit a fart on fire, and only two people got arrested. But most importantly we were invited back.