Things I Have Been Accused of This Week (of which I am completely innocent)

5. Stealing Mom40's Tweezers
4. Telling Pointless Stories
3. Being Cheap (I'm in the midwest)
2. Inappropriate Blogging (Honestly I haven't reached that point of nerdom yet)
1. Faking Someone Else's Identify While Attempting to Leave the Country (Athena I don't know how I got you passport, I swear)