Thursday, June 30, 2005

Lessons Learned: The Doorman Who Never Lets Me In

Did you know that you should never smell flowers except from a large distance because they carry diseases?
Did you know that cold drinks also carry diseases? If you drink too many while standing in front of an air conditioner you WILL get sick. Maybe not today, maybe not tormorrow, but eventually you will get sick and die in your fifties. Thanks Doorman!

Also to the stupid fool that still gets my attention after months of separation: Please stop coming into my dreams as characters from movies we've seen together. It results in restless nights of sleep and tough mornings.

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