Poor, poor BitchNichole. After an awkward, nonexistant conversation with TheUser on Friday night our heroine woke up on Saturday morning and decided to make a trip to Walmart.
After a hectic summer the Welsh Goddess had lost a great deal of weight, most of which was in her chestal region, and had made the heartbreaking decision to put her favorite bra to rest. As she embarked on her search to find a new best friend a scary thought entered her brain. She had a sinking feeling that she would encounter someone she did not wish to see when making her somewhat embarrassing purchase.
Shortly after entering the oversized convience store she saw him: TheUser. She stopped in her tracks, and greeted him with a smile before deciding that she did not want to talk to him and taking a detour through school supplies.
She made her purchase and thought that she had safely made it through the store without any other uncomfortable situations. When all of a sudden she made eye contact with CartBoy, a Super Center employee that she had accidently kissed before finding out his occupation and had since refused to return his four calls.
She silently swore never to return to the place of uncomfortable encounters as she unlocked her beloved SeanEssDog, and even thought she was safe from such situations; until tonight that is.
The Welsh Goddess called MoSho this evening with an invitation to discuss talk radio over 85 cent drinks. MoSho said she could meet for an hour long chat at 9:00.
Being a punctual goddess, BitchNichole arrived at The Shack five minutes ahead of time and entered the bar. She looked around for her belated pal, and noticed a table of boys not-so-subtly staring at her. She was not surprised by this due to the fact that her new blonde hair had often compelled the male species to stare at her.
Still, slightly offended by the stares she decided that she would give them the frowing of a life time. But when she turned to look in their direction she was not prepared for what she saw. Not one, but two exboyfriends looked back at her and smiled: RaunchyRich and BillyBadKisser. She looked down at her shirt which sported the phrase "I Never Loved You," looked around for the MIA MoSho, and decided it was best just to leave the Shack and meet up with the gal pal at a later date, and hopefully different bar.
