Lessons Learned: Birthday Week Two Part I

BitchNichole was awakened at 8:00 in the morning yesterday by a phone call from a screaming Athena. She quickly wished her a happy birthday and then allowed her to return to her pillow. Minutes later Mom40 barged into the diva's room singing a loud and off key version of Happy Birthday. The welshgoddess pulled the covers over her head as she attempted to return to a dream in which she was on the David Letterman Show and he presented her a very special birthday present: Ralph Macchio.

Eventually BitchNichole awoke with a swollen eye. She ignored the pain and went down to the kitchen to open her first present of the day. She looked inside the silver bag to find The Sims 2 University. She immediately ran to her computer to install the expansion pack as Athena made fun of the diva's nerdiness through instant message.

Later at noon BitchNichole drove to Lawrence to get a haircut and gossip with the BBStylist.

She returned hom and was forced to go have a preliminary meeting with the dentist who will remove her wisdom teeth




They then went to see DrCrazyEyes who convinced Mom40 thatBitchNichole is going blind and will never be able to wear contacts again. He then gave her a bottle of eye drops that must be administered every hour and sent the two on there way.




The night ended with present opening and a trip to a Japanese restaurant for BitchNichole's favorite thing in the world: FIRE!!!

Lessons Learned: Things Ruined

You know when you kind of dig someone and they're your friend, but then they decide that they're better than you? And then there's all of these things that you did together that you can't like anymore because now you have to hate them? Well here's a happy list of things a friend like that has ruined for BitchNichole:

The Family Guy
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Garden State
The Postal Service
Gwen Steffani
Bright Eyes
All American Rejects
Coffee at Grandma Max's
Egyptian Rat Screw
Zach Brath

Thanks again jerk.

Lessons Learned: Birthday Week One

BitchNichole sits back and remembers former Hastings Birthdays with fond memories, but is more excited about what lies ahead in the unknown of future bithdays.

Rooms: "And so I thought to myself who's stupid enough to walk around in this thing all night. And I of course immediately thought of you."

BitchNichole: "You probably can't tell that he's my brother because of the difference in skin color. Regardless it was still wrong to watch him dance around in his underwear."

BitchNichole: "This is where your lips go regardless of what the girl sitting at the bar says. I don't care if it is your birthday too."

BitchNichole: "Don't worry I asked my boyfriend and he said its totally cool. Ok not totally but I don't think he'll beat you up. Did you know he's a black belt?"

Photo Hunt Erotic claims three more victims.

Lessons Learned: Fly Guy Comes But Once a Year But the Memories Last a Lifetime.

Last night BitchNichole celebrated her favorite holiday: Fly Guy. This is the ADA formal where a special chosen few young men are inducted into the prestigious sorority.

The diva had asked GBaby to accompany her to this very important event, however due to a recent sickness in the family he had to stand her up at the very last minute. Nervous that she would be dateless and forced to play the part of the third wheel with Rooms and Dre3000 yest again, she quickly emailed Co-Prez asking if any of the gentlemen were still in need of an escourt to the festivites. She soon got a reply saying that BootyFeel and Ireland were still dateless. The welsh goddess said she'd take the foriegner and quickly gave him a call, however when he had not returned her urgent message an hour before the dinner BitchNichole decided it was time to call BootyFeel.

As Newbie did her hair BitchNichole dialed up her former neighbor and told him her situation. He replied that he was more than obligied to take the diva to the dinner and showed up at her door fifteen minutes later, ready for a long evening of humility at the hands of the sorority.

The two couples arrived at dinner and the boys joined the rest of the nominees in putting on their sashes.



They happily gobbled up chinese food as actives asked FavoritePledge how to eat with chopsticks. She replied "I don't know how to eat with chopsticks you just assume I do because I'm Asian."

After dinner the competing Fly Guys sat down in front of all the ladies for the question and answer portion of the game.



After dinner the party moved on to an undisclosed location for further entertainment at the Fly Guy Hopefuls' expense. The nominees were divided into groups of two, given songs and props and sent away to prepare their skits.

This there's no need to describe what the skits entailed out of respect for the boys that performed them for the lovely ladies of ADA. But here's a little window into the festivities:



The girls then went downstairs to hash it out over which boys would be admitted into the sorority. It was decided that six of the boys would be allowed to call themselves Fly Guys, but with the warning that alternates had been chosen as well. Therefore if the boys were unable to live up to the name they would be booted out of the special group.



Celebrations continued until midnight when the group split up to go to the bar and the apartments.