Lessons Learned: Karma is One Angry, Angry Bitch
Well BitchNichole definitely got her comeupance today.
The diva has recently started patronizing Mom40 and Dad as they ever so slowly make their ways towards senility. The diva has been known to mock her wonderful parents for all kinds of slips and spills. One of her favorite stories occurred a few years back when the family decided to make a trip to a local bowling alley and Mom40 forgot to release the ball and went down the alley knocking over a few pins along the way. The diva loves to retell this story ad nauseum to friends and family members as Mom40 blushes and tries to unsuccessfully block out the embarrassing occurance.
However today was BitchNichole's turn. After waking at 6:00 for another morning workout at the gym the diva felt strong and ready to take on another day. It being her first day of work the diva picked out a nice, professional skirt which would successfully show off her strong legs that she had just finished toning earlier that morning. She slipped on a pair of three inch heels and was on her way to SeanEssDog when she stepped on a rigid rock and lost her balance. As the welsh goddess fell down three stairs, skinned her leg, and showed off her superstar cotton briefs only one thought was going through her mind: Oh no! Her beautiful legs!!!
She quickly got up and looked around to see if any of the neighbors had seen the show, but the only onlooker that she could find was the statue of the Virgin Mary in Mrs. Angel's yard that seemed to be laughing at her with a mocking sneer.
She quickly ran back inside her house and cleaned up the bloody mess before calling Mom40 to ask for bandaids. This led to more questioning. And the pain-filled diva relayed her heroic ordeal to the revenge-seeking Mom40 who laughed with glee at the fine job that karma had finally done to the poor welsh goddess.
The diva has recently started patronizing Mom40 and Dad as they ever so slowly make their ways towards senility. The diva has been known to mock her wonderful parents for all kinds of slips and spills. One of her favorite stories occurred a few years back when the family decided to make a trip to a local bowling alley and Mom40 forgot to release the ball and went down the alley knocking over a few pins along the way. The diva loves to retell this story ad nauseum to friends and family members as Mom40 blushes and tries to unsuccessfully block out the embarrassing occurance.
However today was BitchNichole's turn. After waking at 6:00 for another morning workout at the gym the diva felt strong and ready to take on another day. It being her first day of work the diva picked out a nice, professional skirt which would successfully show off her strong legs that she had just finished toning earlier that morning. She slipped on a pair of three inch heels and was on her way to SeanEssDog when she stepped on a rigid rock and lost her balance. As the welsh goddess fell down three stairs, skinned her leg, and showed off her superstar cotton briefs only one thought was going through her mind: Oh no! Her beautiful legs!!!
She quickly got up and looked around to see if any of the neighbors had seen the show, but the only onlooker that she could find was the statue of the Virgin Mary in Mrs. Angel's yard that seemed to be laughing at her with a mocking sneer.
She quickly ran back inside her house and cleaned up the bloody mess before calling Mom40 to ask for bandaids. This led to more questioning. And the pain-filled diva relayed her heroic ordeal to the revenge-seeking Mom40 who laughed with glee at the fine job that karma had finally done to the poor welsh goddess.
posted by Welsh Girl at 11:48 AM
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