Lessons Learned: Sitting By The Phone

BitchNichole is eagerly awaiting a phone call from MyRyan. He promised that he would phone immediately after Wakarussa Fest to introduce the diva to a few of his friends so she wouldn't be lonely during the summer.

The welsh goddess is starting to get nervous that she may be without summer love for the first summer ever!

She would like to send out the following message to MyRyan before he goes to camp:

Dude I totally told you that I'm not mooching off your time this summer. Seriously dude don't stand me up, for the love of all that is holy. How many times have a saved your butt? I know you've got at least one intelligent friend out there. Seriously buddy. I'll even pay you.

Really how many girls have I set you up with? It wasn't really my fault they didn't like you back. I at least got the ball rolling before my jealousy kicked in.