Lessons Learned: So We're Pretty Much Soul Mates

BitchNichole was unable to sucker anyone into watching Ralph Macchio's new movie Beer League this weekend.

If anyone wants to get stupid drunk and watch BitchNichole swoon in the theater please please please call her. This isn't something she can do by herself. You guys know how she is on this one.

In other news: This weekend was the longest weekend in the history of weekends ever. BitchNichole can't wait to get back to work tomorrow.

In other other news: BitchNichole's new favorite animal is the skank. No that's not a name for a person that sleeps around too much, this is a half snake/half reptile with a blue tongue. They are super awesome. Yay! GirlCrayzay is an awesome bud.