Lessons Learned: They Say It's Your Birthday (A Day Late)

She really thought last year was going to be her last, but our heroine, BitchNichole finally made it to 23!!! She celebrated in style with a tacky dinner with Athena, ElleShoes, Wig, and PrettyT. Jewlery provided by a missing and slightly hungover CrazySteph.

Athena and ElleShoes forced the diva into sporting a pretty pink tiara that made all bystanders question if the diva was getting married. She looked over at her new beau and realized that perhaps they were assuming that the cute boy she was holding hands with was merely her stripper for the night.

After many-a tequilla shots and margaritas in the tacky place the diva kissed her buds goodnight and went home.

Fast forward to family birthday:

No one ever accused Theropian of punctuality. The life long pal was nearly 2 hours late to the very important party when she and SawYouAlmostNude finally arrived they watched the diva open her many gifts.

BitchNichole: A gift for me??? Who'da thunk it?

Uh oh I guess the diva forgot to mention to Mom40 that she already bought this one the day it was released. Ooops! She just couldn't wait

Ok so maybe Ralph Macchio forgot to call the diva to wish her a happy day but Theropian made up for it with this awesome gift!!! The diva may never take it off!BitchNichole: I LOVE IT!!! Wait does this make me a nerd?

BitchNichole plays with Athena's makeup box present in the debris left over from a great birthday!

The diva is still awaiting Wig's present but everyone tells her it's gonna be super awesome. Actually this was just an excuse to put his picture up so now everyone can stop asking what he looks like. Stereotypically jewish just like she said.

And since she hasn't had time to blog lately:

Here's a picture of the diva's halloween costume for Mom40. Ironically she was wearing this the night she met Wig. This is how you know he's a catch, he was attracted to the Welsh Goddess in this get-up. What can I say? The girl has skills.