Lessons Learned: Merry Christmas

BitchNichole is back in business now that Santa has brought her a new camera.
She has spent all morning dressing up Toto and taking pictures. She loves her new puppy.
Note the new hair color. Can you believe the diva was a blonde less than six months ago?

Lessons Learned: My Uncultured Jewish Boyfriend

Wig: I really want to see a movie, but there isn't really anything out.

BitchNichole: You wanna see The Nativity Story?

Wig: Okay, what's it about?

BitchNichole: Are you serious?

Wig: (blank stare)

BitchNichole: The birth of Jesus Christ.

Wig: Oh nevermind I don't want to see that.

Lessons Learned: The Past Week

BitchNichole has been slightly stressed the past week. So here are some of the important life lessons that have come as a result:

1. Insta-boyfriend's are an awesome idea, but they are work. Sometimes there isn't enough time in the day for everyone. Wig's friends get annoyed with the diva for ditching out on a chill session at the bowling alley while BitchNichole lives it up with the diva gang. The diva regrets nothing.

2. BitchNichole is awesome and has many talents. Math is not one of them.

3. Mom40 had the right idea by serving Thanksgiving lunch at 2:00. Thanksgiving dinner at 10 just pisses everyone off. Well worth the wait in the end.

"Looks good dude, but I think you should put it in for another hour just to piss everyone off."

BitchNichole puts on her homemaker face to mask the hunger pains. "Where's my Valium?"

4. BitchNichole is the only one she knows who likes dark meat. Sweet for her.

5. Thanksgiving is a feast, but its probably not a good excuse to eat too much, fall asleep on the couch and wake up cuddling and drooling on a friend of a friend.

6. TheFam has a new family member. She is awesome in every way possible.