Lessons Learned: The Most Heroic Tale of Them All

WIG GOT THE WII

Yes you read that right after the 2 AM line wait dissappointment and wasted hours between Best Buy and game cube, the stars aligned themselves in just the right way and BitchNichole was there for the whole thing.

After an evening stroll the two found themselves stuck in front of Game Cube (how convient) and figured they'd better walk in to ask for the item they knew would not be available in store.

Wig asked if they had any of the much covetted in stock and was told that they did not. He then told his sad pathetic story of heartbrake and disappointment at the hands of Nintendo. The manager looked at him with no sympathy in his eyes whatsoever, but this time things were different...

Instead of accepting defeat and exiting the story the couple walked around and looked at all the WII accessories with large puppy eyes. Apparently this was just the right move. When they finally walked towards the door they were stopped in their tracks by GameStopManager.

GSM: Hey! Do you really want one!

Wig: (with sparkling eyes) Yes!!!!

GSM: I have one in the back I was saving for myself... If you really want it it's yours.

GameStopManager returned with a large discrete white bag and before he knew it Wig was a proud owner of the WII.

In other news:

BitchNichole meets Ma and Pop Wig and spends entire visit in basement playing WII.

All date nights with Wig now involve playing bowling and Mario on WII.

BitchNichole bowls while BringABucket gives pointers