Monday, April 16, 2007

Lessons Learned: Amy Why Did You Change Your Number?

Today BitchNichole had an unknown number pop up on her new awesome phone. Normally she wouldn't answer such a phone call, but as many of you know our heroine has been on the job hunt lately and wanted to make sure that it wasn't her dream job calling offering a 7 digit salary. (Also make-out season is approaching and it could have been a potential kissing buddy).

Whatever the reason she picked up the phone and the following conversation took place:

BitchNichole: Hello this is BitchNichole.

AngryOldWoman: AMY?!?!

BN: Um... no. I'm sorry I think you have the wrong number.

AOW: This isn't Amy?

BN: No it isn't.

AOW: Is Amy there?

BN: No I think you have the wrong number.

AOW: Did I dial [reads off last four digits of BitchNichole's number]?

BN: Yes

AOW: And [reads off first three digits of the diva's number]

BN: Yes

AOW: So I dialed ###-####?

BN: Yes

AOW: And this isn't Amy?

BN: No

AOW: Well FINE!!!

There was a quiet click and the unknown number flashed on the screen of the diva's phone. But as the screen went back to it's normal background she couldn't help, but wonder why Amy had given the angry woman the wrong number, was this fate again, or was Amy really there and the diva was hiding her from AngryOldWoman? Will any of these questions ever be answered?

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