Lessons Learned: Fargo Gives Flu

After a long hard weekend in Fargo, North Dakota all BitchNichole wanted to do was to enter her apartment with the Karate Kid box set on DVD waiting on her counter. After leaving the vans that her ass had grown into during the last 8 hours of the trip she rolled off the mini and started Sean EssDogg up. He had been sick for the last month with all the unknowingl cold weather of Nebraska but was recharged last week by a new cheap-ass battery. Luckily he turned on on the first try. BitchNichole went back to the vans to pick up her luggage and when she arrived back at Sean EssDogg he had completely turned off. "SHIT GODDAMNIT PIRATE HOOKER" Luckily CoachTolerance had jumper cables which did less than nothing. So, BitchNichole went into this crazy maniac stage where she just shut herself down.

Then everyone came to find out that BitchNichole has the flu. Yuck and she had kissed TheHorse and shared chapstick all weekend. So her evil plan to slowly kill everyone off is actually working muhahaha!

Lessons Learned

Today we all learned a very valuable lesson. Cheating always prevails and liars triumph over the honest. Thank God! That actually helps me out if my future career. I'm glad that I now fully understand that walking all over your peers can help you get to the top the fastest. I am so excited.

Hell is located on the way back from Oklahoma

This weekend the forensics team participated in one hell of a party in Oklahoma. The bitches did the unbelievable and qualified the crackiest duo on the circuit to the surprise of everyone on the team including themselves. After a hearty round of competition and fun, the team went out for a night of sober dancing BitchNichole wore a sign that intrigued the majority of the straight nerds but seemed to anger the less attractive girls. Oh well. Then was the time to announce the pairings. To everyone's surprise BitchNichole was paired up with Jonose. Hm.... that's uncomfortable. So, she ran up and jumped on him to show what a classy rockstar she actually is and to prevent herself from having to dance with him later. After the announcements NicholeBitch went to get some fresh air with Snarl, TLS and Jonose. Where they met other competitors. One such competitor was CreepyOldDude. Now the goal of the team was to figure out how old CreepyOldDude was so the four struck up a conversation which at one point went like this:

COD: Oh I used to live near there.
Jonose: Really? Thats cool.
COD: Yeah bitch still has the house too. Hey you kids want to make some money?
BitchNichole: Sure!
Snarl: Is it legal?
COD: Not really

The four decided they had had enough fresh air and went back to the dance.

**THE DREADED RIDE HOME**

On the way home Snarl got engrossed in an amazing conversation with Broccoli. This conversation led the team two hours in the wrong direction out of Oklahoma or Kansas (at that point the states where melting together). The van was then renamed the van of tard. The bitches switched seats and BitchNichole began talking in her sleep the vans finally arrived at their final destination at 7:00 AM BitchParis misplaced her keys and broke her foot. BitchNichole arrived home to see that Stacie'sMom had moved out and someone new had moved in to the room of death.

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