Lessons Learned: The Shack on Thursdays

BitchNichole swore she would never again enter the Shack on a Thursday night after the incident of the toothless man biting her ass multiple times. But after much begging and pleading Rooms convinced her that it was yet again a good idea. There was also the thought that she might get to confront ThisRyanFellow about his recent avoidance techniques.

StaciesMom had moved out about a month ago and BitchNichole hadn't really gotten a chance to go out and chill with Newbie so she felt this could potentially be a good chance to do so. The three hotties got ready and Newbie drank two bottles of BoonesFarm because you can't go to the Shack sober if you're underage (it may even be illegal to show up sober, maybe that's why there are so many cops).

So the hotties grabbed the boys across the hall and drove to Second (yes Rooms now knows that it is illegal to drive and drink beer at the same time and the cops can pull you over for it). After getting out of the car and picking their wedgies the hotties walked into the bar with an air of elegance surrounded by so many instances of pure trash. As Rooms and BitchNichole walked to the bar in the back they lost sight now Newbie and later saw her dancing with random York trash (hm... this sounds soooooo familiar). While waiting at the bar to get their MauiWowies some random old dude approached Rooms

"I never say this but wow you're hot"

She looked over at BitchNichole with a look of pure terror in her eyes. The two then went upstairs to watch the crowd below dry hump each other and were followed by the two creepy drunk dudes that insisted on buying them drinks. The divas obliged.

Luckily they were rescued by their downstairs neighbor, BootyFeel, who tried to get BitchNichole to dance by explaining her short skirt would allow her to "feel more." Needless to say they didn't dance. But they were invited to after hours drinking on second floor.

Enter ThisRyanFellow who ran up and hugged BootyFeel but continued to ignore BitchNichole. Rooms then got drunk and said she wanted to confront him for "being a bitch to my roommate." BitchNichole calmed her down and eventually after many free drinks they got a ride home from AGuyNamedSeth.

BitchNichole decided to call ThisRyanFellow and confront him about the situation after three hours of incomprehensible drunken conversation he admitted he has a girlfriend to which BitchNichole replied "then this whole conversation could've been avoided?" Then they talked about making out with Ralph Macchio for ten minutes and said goodnight.

Rooms and BitchNichole really were the hottest chicks at the Shack! That's probably why they kept getting their asses grabbed (at least not bit this time though) 

Rooms always finds the drunkest guys in the Shack 

Creepy Drunk Dudes 

Typical Thursday Night (this has got to be a fire hazard)! 

Not that kind of dancing BitchNichole! You're going to the Shack! 

BitchNichole, Rooms and Newbie prepare for a night at the Shack. By the looks of the background DepressionRob is preparing for a night of cleaning and self-loathing 

It's True. Most People do fall in love with this mug. It hard not to when you really think about it. 

Lessons Learned from the Bathroom

BitchNichole has a really bad habit...like a super bad one. I'm just gonna come right out and name this bad habit even though she might get embarrassed. The habit is Ryan. Now this isn't just a single Ryan this is every Ryan that has ever existed. So BitchNichole met a Ryan. Thought he was cool. So, they became friends. At this point it isn't a surprise that he fell in love with her. This actually happens a lot she's quite irresistable. See photo below. So, this Ryan boy fell in love with her. And they started spending some time together. One night he said "Oh BitchNichole I get so nervous around you. Thats why I only call you when I'm drunk. I'm too nervous that I'll embarrass myself around you when I'm sober."

Now about a month ago Rooms got the book He's Just Not That Into You for her birthday (good book I highly recommend this). This book has recently become BitchNichole's favorite pooping material. After spending many hours with this book (like I said before she's had the flu) BitchNichole realized hey he's just not that into me.