Lessons Learned from the Bathroom

BitchNichole has a really bad habit...like a super bad one. I'm just gonna come right out and name this bad habit even though she might get embarrassed. The habit is Ryan. Now this isn't just a single Ryan this is every Ryan that has ever existed. So BitchNichole met a Ryan. Thought he was cool. So, they became friends. At this point it isn't a surprise that he fell in love with her. This actually happens a lot she's quite irresistable. See photo below. So, this Ryan boy fell in love with her. And they started spending some time together. One night he said "Oh BitchNichole I get so nervous around you. Thats why I only call you when I'm drunk. I'm too nervous that I'll embarrass myself around you when I'm sober."

Now about a month ago Rooms got the book He's Just Not That Into You for her birthday (good book I highly recommend this). This book has recently become BitchNichole's favorite pooping material. After spending many hours with this book (like I said before she's had the flu) BitchNichole realized hey he's just not that into me.