Diaries of a Welsh Goddess: May 2005

IMPORTANT: A First-Person Message for the Anonymus Poet

Alright enough with this BitchNichole stuff, this is just you and me. I know that you sometimes look at my blog in hopes of seeing a bad picture of the boy that broke your heart. Thats cool dude I totally understand, so I'm writing you this message in hopes that you will stumble upon it in your anger. I applaud you for wanting to get your revenge. It sucks when some fool breaks your heart. Believe me I have been there and done played that game. It hurts a lot and I completely see a need for revenge. I even think that it is healthy to a certain degree. I also think that you have chosen the right mode of revenge and give you props for finding a creative outlet. However, if you are gonna have the metaphorical balls to put your truth out there for all of his friends to see, take credit for it dude. Don't hide behind some pathetic mask and leave them all to wonder who you are. And yes, I am writing this out of frustration. And yes, I did get blamed for the words that belong to you alone. And yes, it did potentially hurt an already rocky friendship as a result. But I understand that your words come out of pain, because relationships are hard and breakups are even worse. And that is why I ask you to stand up for what you have done. Don't be a coward, admit to the message behind your words because it is the only way that the truth will ever come out.

Lessons Learned: Memorial Day Reunions

BitchNichole spent the first few days of her week in Kansas feeling a little lonely. She missed her sisters SheRa and Athena desperately. So when they arrived home on Thursday night it was a cause for celebration! This celebration consisted of watching Team America after Dad and Mom40 had gone to sleep.

The next day BitchNichole was awoken when SheRa and Athena jumped into her bed and asked for a ride to Lawrence. While in Lawrence the girls did a bit of shopping, SheRa and Athena got their hair highlighted, and BitchNichole got a much needed brow wax by an absolutely fabulous man (I have to say I've never seen someone take so much care on doing brows before).

Afterwards they came back home and the family went to see The Longest Yard. Despite all the football references and the fact that BitchNichole knows absolutely nothing about the pointless sport, the movie was very enjoyable. This was followed by a trip to Applebees, and then the crew returned home where BitchNichole and Athena stayed up to watch Garden State. BitchNichole thought this was a very humorous, enjoyable film, but disagrees with the comment that it is the greatest love story ever told and knows many exboyfriends that should never EVER watch this. If these exboyfriends happen to stumble upon it she would like them to know that it is a movie and real life does not work that way.

ThePrettyPosse went to coffee at Henry's on Saturday night and discussed plans for a summer in the big city while giving BitchNichole safety hints so that she could avoid mugging and cat-calls from homeless men on the street. BitchNichole replied that she is so full of herself that she wouldn't mind if a dirty man cat-called her. She would probably still take it as a compliment. She is super ready for New York!

The family then celebrated Memorial Day in style. They had a cookout in the backyard! The majority of the guests brought their spouses, children, and families, so BitchNichole spent the majority of her time talking to the single girls and playing with her nephew, BabyWill. Though she continuously had to explain to BrodahK that she would not go and see Star Wars with him.

Favorite Comments of the Day:

6. Can you bring my husband home after Star Wars is over?
5. Oooh is yours GRRRRRRR?
4. Well we don't really program blogs necessarily. We mostly work with businesses, I'm just saying I could do it.
3. You're not 21! If you're 21 that means I'm...28! God I'm old, you're gonna have to start wiping my butt soon!
2. Good luck passing your polygraph test Suzie
1. Well I'm sorry to say Heather but the baby looks like Kory

BitchNichole Leaves for New York Tuesday! The Adventure is About to Begin!!!

BitchNichole offers Athena some lessons on the pose.

Dad offers the men his infinite wisdom.

The prowler goes perfectly with Stawberry's hair.

BabyWill knows what's important: always pose for the camera.

BabyWill looks uncomfortable in the arms of SheRa.

BitchNichole must be rubbing off on her nephew. Look at that boy pose!

Mom40 prepared a wonderful meal for the occasion.

SheRa shows off her post razor battle wounds

Athena prepares BitchNichole for a summer in the city by teaching her the subway system.

ThePrettyPosse reunites at Henry's to share good coffee and gossip.

Things I Have Been Accused of This Week (of which I am completely innocent)

5. Stealing Mom40's Tweezers
4. Telling Pointless Stories
3. Being Cheap (I'm in the midwest)
2. Inappropriate Blogging (Honestly I haven't reached that point of nerdom yet)
1. Faking Someone Else's Identify While Attempting to Leave the Country (Athena I don't know how I got you passport, I swear)

Lessons Learned: Moving Sucks

After a Quantum Leap Marathon with SquirrelAss and MrHanes on Sunday, BitchNichole raced home to begin packing for her move back to the wonderfully flat lands of Kansas. Around 3:00 A.M. She began packing up Sean Ess Dog for the 5.5 hour drive. At this time there was no one lurking around the Bronco Village Apartments and BitchNichole recieved no warnings or feelings of discomfort. A mere two hours later she returned to the parking lot to take down several bags of trash. She did a quick look through of these bags before dropping them into the dumpster to ensure that she was not disposing of anything too important. It was at this time that a security "officer" approached the stressed out, disheveled, welsh goddess to inquire who she was and what she was doing digging through the garbage. She quickly explained that she was simply in the middle of moving and throwing out some trash from her apartment. After identifying her as a student the "officer" left and BitchNichole wondered out loud how security says nothing when she is going through Sean Ess Dog late at night but questions her when she is throwing away trash. Oh well.

BitchNichole continued to pack until she got frustrated and decided to take a nap around 6:00 A.M. She woke up at 7:00, grabbed breakfast from Burger King and rented out a storage shed because there was no way Sean Ess Dog would be able to haul all her crap back to Kansas.

The drive back to Kansas was fairly uneventful. BitchNichole listen to several mixes that random people had made her during the last five years that she was unable to listen to, for some reason or another until this point in her life. She learned several lessons while listening to these mixes:
1. The Lawrence local scene is way better than the Lincoln local scene.
2. E-RickYost's tast in music is nothing like my own (though I do like the single girls song)
3. That creepy boy would have been my dream boy in highschool (guess its too late now)
4. I think some one was in love with me at one point in time (I never noticed and now its too late)
Also a bunch of hicks outside of a Casey's made fun of Sean Ess Dog's body damage. But that was pretty much it. She arrived back in Tongie and unpacked her car and slept in until an embarrassing hour (not necessarily in that order).

Pictures will follow I can't find my connector thingy right now. Moving sucks and I am completely unorganized.

Lessons Learned: The Bitch Falls in Love

That's right! Now I know what the majority of you out there will say about this. "Oh BitchNichole you fall in love with everyone! And this post is being published at 2:00 AM!" No, she hasn't been drinking. She's been listening to lovey pathetic music. This time its real I swear. She seriously fell into crazy Ralph Macchio kind of love tonight. With a Hastings boy! That's the real kicker! Athena's falling over right now isn't she? I guess good guys do exist here! And yes she is aware that she will turn into a pathetic little giggly school girl next time she sees him. Thank God for the summer.

BitchNichole listens to sappy music on her iPod while thinking about her newfound love.

BitchNichole done get suckered into it again. But she looks good so I'm posting them.

More pretty pictures taken by TheUser

Creepy dude that made BitchNichole take his picture at the Shack.

Rooms gets a little emotional.

Ever wonder what 100 wings look like?

The last one on the plate.

One final wings night with Dre3000, Rooms, and MissT.

Lessons Learned: Last Night

10. Ugly Cats give SquirrelAss Ringworm
9. Don't Adjust Your "L" Shape in Public
8. Don't Go Showin' Off Your Blog
7. Ally is Gay
6. Don't Go to the Pit for a Date
5. Check into Cash
4. Don't be a Slut
3. Don't Date Your Teddy Bear
2. Don't Date Your Children
1. Never Never Never SHAKE A BABY!!!!

Lessons Learned: Apologizes Needed

BitchNichole felt it necessary to make a few apologize from last night. They go as follows:

1. MyRyan - Sorry I called you again last night. People were laughing. You know how I like attention. I also trust your advice on boys (i.e. Trevor, Patrick, TheHorse). Thank you for not answering this time. We'll hang out when I come home. But we won't watch Star Wars. You're never suckering me into that again.

2. SquirrelAss and MrHanes - I had to leave sorry. Thanks for trying to rescue me from TheWorstDateEver. I'm too nice to boys that like me.

3. Rooms - You have no idea how very very sorry I am ::wink wink::

4. Myself - You should have never shown him your blog. Sorry you're stupid.

DON'T TRUST THIS BOY!!!

Lessons Learned: Boys Are Evil

Today BitchNichole learned a vital lesson in life. She isn't going to go too in depth on this. Instea she just has a word to a certain somebody who posted on his blog that he thought she was crazy. This would best be described by a long loved Donnas song.

"You told me that it just couldn't be. You don't wanna go out with me. No I'm not sad, I don't even care. 'Cause dumb boys like you are everywhere. B-O-R-I-N-G Too bad you're not the boy for me. B-O-R-I-N-G. I wanted something quick and easy. I didn't like you anyway. I was just lookin for fun, uh-huh. I didn't like you anyway. I'm a speed demon on the run. You thought I would be broken hearted. Maybe I would if you weren't so retarted! I think that nasal spray got to your brain. I knew you were lame, from your wallet chain. A boston baked bean is the size of your head. I heard you even wet your bed."

Hope this picture embarrasses you.