Lessons Learned: I Wanna Be a Drag Queen

A few weeks ago BitchNichole was strapped for a cultural experience. She tossed around thoughts of going to church in Lincoln but instead decided upon a drag show at the Q. BitchNichole was a drag show virgin, but the experience left her wanting more (cue RHPS music Touch Me). BitchNichole has now realized that she has no choice but to become a drag queen. Right now she seems to be missing some very important parts in order to achieve this, but really she doesn't think anyone would notice. Plus drag queens make a lot of money and they have really cool make up.