Diaries of a Welsh Goddess: June 2005

Lessons Learned: The Doorman Who Never Lets Me In

Did you know that you should never smell flowers except from a large distance because they carry diseases?
Did you know that cold drinks also carry diseases? If you drink too many while standing in front of an air conditioner you WILL get sick. Maybe not today, maybe not tormorrow, but eventually you will get sick and die in your fifties. Thanks Doorman!

Also to the stupid fool that still gets my attention after months of separation: Please stop coming into my dreams as characters from movies we've seen together. It results in restless nights of sleep and tough mornings.

Lessons Learned: My Two Dads

Well maybe its not so bad that MacchioBroker didn't get a kiss on the cheek at the end of yesterday's tour around Manhattan. When calling the Ralphie-look-alike to confirm meeting places for tomorrow's fun-filled tour, MacchioBroker quickly spat out "so, what time do you get off work today?" BitchNichole answered with the exact same answer she gives the PrettyPosse, "whenever PapaPhiley* says I can go." MacchioBroker then said that he gets off at 6:30 and would love to have happy hour drinks with the Welsh Goddess in Union Square. BitchNichole enthusiastically agreed to the meeting but added that she kind of looks like butt because of the humidity (truth be told BitchNichole has sprouted out a nasty heat rash on her neck and the backs of her thighs its actually quite disgusting). More news to follow on the happy hour incident after it has occurred. Sorry no pictures. They will return when BitchNichole is able to successfully steal wireless internet from her downstairs neighbors.

*This nickname has come as a result of the fatherlike role that he has taken on because as a result of smitten brokers. He even said yesterday "That guy better not be asking you out without first getting my permission. I'll have him wax my car or something. No, you know what? I'd rather he just show us good spaces."

Lessons Learned: Ponderings on a Lonely Day

10. Just how many office spaces can you see before you go clinically insane?
9. Why hasn't Rooms posted anything on her blog yet?
8. Why am I asking this question when I never post anything on my blog?
7. What is the theme song to Family Matters?
6. When will Cloe Sevigny's career go sour so that I can take her roles?
5. Do the men cat call every woman on the street?
4. If so doesn't it get a little old for everyone involved?
3. Why is my iPod taking so long to charge today?
2. Why didn't I give MacchioBroker a kiss on the cheek today (damn me and the handshake)?
1. I wonder if there are cameras in this office and if they are is bored watching me as I am being me today (I wouldn't be in this position if I had cheek kissed the MacchioBroker)?

Lessons Learned: Rooms will be Jealous

After a long, hard week of watching home movies of Keith Richard's family, and getting way too lost trying to make her way around this city BitchNichole plans to spend her weekend celebrating SheRa's 26th birthday in the Hamptons. A little hard to believe, right? When asked how she felt about this weekend excursion the Welsh goddess simply replied "I feel so posh, a little Sex in the City, but mostly posh."

Crushes of the Week: Boys that dance on the subway, TheEyeCandyBroker & Ralph Macchio
New Favorite Song Ever: A Little Less 16 Candles a Little More "Touch Me" by Fall Out Boy

Lessons Learned: Apologies Needed (Yet Again)

BitchNichole would like to apologize for the recent lack of posts. She has no internet at her place of residence in the city. Several attempts to steal hookups from neighboring apartments have resulted in a arrest-free yet incredibly frustrated BitchNichole. This post is actually being made from her current place of internship so she has to be sneaky about it. But she remains faithful to her loyal readers and will do whatever possible to keep you all updated on the happenings of her life.

Lessons Learned: A Television First

After an extremely long plane trip to the big city on Tuesday, BitchNichole never wanted to see another airport for the rest of her life. The friendly SuperShuttleMan came and picked her up at the airport and told the diva "Well you're not in Kansas anymore, honey. Get ready for some serious culture shock." She arrived at Athena's tired and ready for a long night's sleep. After a quick Tai meal the two went to sleep.

They awoke at 5:00 A.M. to go to a taping of Good Morning America. After the show they went back to Athena's because BitchNichole had to prepare for an important interview. Although she left two hours ahead of time, due to a miscommunication of directions and rather confusing public transportation she arrived at the production company two minutes ahead of time, and got lost on her way back from the successful interview. This is one confusing city.