Lessons Learned: One Step Closer to Heaven

Last Friday PapaPhilley, BitchNichole, and SexistRussell were walking around the city looking at spaces and discussing the love life of the poor diva. It came up in the conversation that the Welsh Goddess had recently been stood up not one...but twice by the MacchioBroker. It was at this point that PapaPhilley said "Don't feel sorry for her the only reason she even likes him is that he looks like Scott Baio."
BitchNichole's jaw dropped as she exclaimed "Scott Baio? Are you kidding me? Its Ralph Macchio!"
SexistRussell got a look of confusion in his eyes, "Ralph Macchio? You like that guy? I know him."
There was a long process of convincing that took place next as the diva calmly said "If you are messing around with me I will totally kill you!"
At this point SexistRussell pulled out his cell phone and proudly displayed the number of the Welsh Goddess's object of obsession.
She then found out that the 80's idol is recently divorced and currently residing in NYC!
She worked her charm on SexistRussell for the remainder of the work day in hope of a blind date.
Since that day the Welsh Goddess has taken her camera to work everyday just in case. She shows slight signs of dissappointment everytime the door opens and PapaPhilley is the only one on the other side.