Lessons Learned: Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment

After the recent drama of her living situation (don't even ask at this point) BitchNichole decided to go see a new therapist to help her keep her goal on track.

In the first meeting she met PsychoTherapist a sweet older woman who listened to the history of BitchNichole. She spoke of a treatment option called

Biofeedback

. PsychoTherapist explained that they were going to put her on a new diet plan and vitamin regiment. This sounded like a cool idea to the Diva. She was sent home with a survey to fill out on her medical history and made the appointment to return to the office the following Monday.

She returned to the office yesterday and was led to a small room. She say down in a comfy oversized white leather chair. As she surveyed the room she noticed a computer sitting on a desk with wires hanging out and a tube of gel with the word "Neuro" printed on it. The Diva began to fidgit as images from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest came to mind.

PsychoTherapist returned to the room and started explaining the process of brainwave reading to the WelshGoddess. "I'm getting the hell out of here the second this hurts" the Diva thought to herself.

PyschoTherapist began hooking the wires up to the Diva's scalp and as the waves appeared on the computer screen began explaining what the three lines portrayed.

After 30 minutes of surfing the brainwaves the WelshGoddess left the office with her new diet plan in hand wondering what the hell had just happened while at the same time thinking "this is going to make one hell of a blog entry."

Lessons Learned: HC Virus Protection MIA

BitchNichole would like to send out a formal apology to her loyal readers for the recent lack of postings as of the last few weeks. Her beloved laptop was sicker than my gag reflex after watching Anglina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton making out.

Fearing that she would lose all of her papers for her portfolio and therefore not graduate in May she took the ill electronic to CoachTolerance to have her husband take a peek.

While performing an examination on the poor little computer he discovered not one, not two, but nine viruses! He quickly did an emergency surgery and the computer came to virus free with all comm papers in tact! Yes!

While computerless our heroine has been on many adventures including:
American Idol auditions in Denver

Many a strange encounters with TheUser ("Dare me to come over?"/"Wait are you saying we just kissed two minutes ago? Are you sure? Where did this happen?" "I thought you said you broke up with your girlfriend.")

ADA Gamma Rep first to puke at pledge party/InticingStranger sleeps on futon (oooh dreamy/gay?/questions left unanswered)

Back together with TheHorse/fun in Wymore/country pees

Fistfight with seven-foot tall man/BitchNichole stands up for Rooms/"You're not even a real man, I dare you to hit me!"

New therapist/exotic healer/Mom40 suspicious

SeanEssDog screams out 4:00 AM/cops called/fines?

Post comments for more on any of these exciting topics. The story continues for there will always be lessons to be learned.