Lessons Learned: HC Virus Protection MIA

BitchNichole would like to send out a formal apology to her loyal readers for the recent lack of postings as of the last few weeks. Her beloved laptop was sicker than my gag reflex after watching Anglina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton making out.

Fearing that she would lose all of her papers for her portfolio and therefore not graduate in May she took the ill electronic to CoachTolerance to have her husband take a peek.

While performing an examination on the poor little computer he discovered not one, not two, but nine viruses! He quickly did an emergency surgery and the computer came to virus free with all comm papers in tact! Yes!

While computerless our heroine has been on many adventures including:
American Idol auditions in Denver

Many a strange encounters with TheUser ("Dare me to come over?"/"Wait are you saying we just kissed two minutes ago? Are you sure? Where did this happen?" "I thought you said you broke up with your girlfriend.")

ADA Gamma Rep first to puke at pledge party/InticingStranger sleeps on futon (oooh dreamy/gay?/questions left unanswered)

Back together with TheHorse/fun in Wymore/country pees

Fistfight with seven-foot tall man/BitchNichole stands up for Rooms/"You're not even a real man, I dare you to hit me!"

New therapist/exotic healer/Mom40 suspicious

SeanEssDog screams out 4:00 AM/cops called/fines?

Post comments for more on any of these exciting topics. The story continues for there will always be lessons to be learned.