Lessons Learned: Erotic Viewing in Perkins Library

Today BitchNichole's feminist class had a movie viewing set up in the upstairs classroom of the HCLibrary. The diva thought it best to show up to this optional activity to destress from finals and collect the last of her papers for the semester. However when she arrived for the viewing five minutes late it was clear that she would be the only classmate present for the screening.
DrSoc handed the diva her papers (all A's how does that feel Mom40?) and said that she would start the film and leave for a meeting she had scheduled asking BitchNichole to fill any late comers in on the happenings.
The diva obliged but soon after realized that it was unlikely that anyone else would be in attendence.
The film progressed at a G rating for the next half hour or so, until the handmaiden approached the soldier's apartment obviously in the need of some lovin'! Both characters stripped down and began acting out a very graphic sex scene. It was at this point that the door to the classroom burst open and several HC students walked into the room before identifying our heroine sitting alone in the dark, clearly watching what appeared to be porn.
The first student in the door quickly apologized and started scurring back out the door while the diva tried to defend herself by stammering out "I...I...um...I...it's for class...I'm the only one that showed up."
The other students giggled as they left the room.
After the end of the film (which was quite educational) the diva left the classroom to return the DVD. As she walked down the stairs she spotted the same students that had walked in on her earlier. She walked past them and without making eye contact explained that she was done with the classroom.
The students giggled while the diva quickly ran out of building with her eyes to the ground.

Lessons Learned: Take Your Own Advice and Quit Being Such a Hypocrite Buddy

This weekend our diva, BitchNichole, attended the HC-wide semi-formal dinner at the ho lovingly referred to as the Boar's head. This event was named such because of the act of parading around the decapitated head of a deceased pig before delving into dinner(no pork is not served in any shape or form at this HOish meal). The evening's events consisted of jokes, hand music, and Christmas caroling.
But wait, we're getting to the good part. The college had rented out the Shack for post dinner dancing in order to keep the HC student's weight gain down before the holiday season began rolling into motion.
Rooms had missed this notice and when the two ladies rolled into the joint she questioned the bartender as to who this "private party" was that was taking over the one place where everybody knows her name.
The evening continued on the upperlevel of the dance club after an epoliptic dance to Hey Yeah. The upstairs platform began to shake and BitchNichole grabbed Rooms fearing that the whole place would soon fall down. (Our diva has been quite cautious at the Shack since the month-long, fire code closing of November).
The two divas spent the rest of the night downstairs with friends and one over-excited, hugging waitress.
Rooms and Dre3000 were playing a round of photohunterotic when they were approached by PunUzo claiming he had recently been violated by a roommate. Rooms, assuming that BitchNichole was unlikely to have lashed out at the student body president due to the fact that she had spent the last half our talking to a young man about alcoholism, could think of only one person: Newbie.
PunUzo told the story about how he had been innocently talking to a young lady upstairs when his head jerked forward. He stopped for a moment and looked around to find Newbie running away in anger. She had hit him in the back!
"Omigod you just got donkey punched!" Dre3000 exclaimed.
The diva's returned home giving a ride to the Dre3000 and the injured PunUzo.
BitchNichole entered the disarrayed apartment where an outburst had occurred and was soon to return. Newbie opened the door for Rooms and quickly ran out before returning to the apartment 30 minutes later where a House of Wax slumber party had already started.
Frustrated at the lack of attention she threw another tantrum and slammed the door behind her.
BitchNichole and Dre3000 pretend they are a couple and feel slightly akward afterwards.
Inspired by a recent episode of Cops Dre3000 attempts to hide from Newbie afraid that he may be punched in the back of the head as well.
The three pals attempt to have a successful slumber party despite the outburst from Newbie.

Lessons Learned: Sir I Do Believe that You are Smitten!

Today our heroine recevied an unexpeced phone call from a certain gentleman who she hasn't spoken to in a month. That's right MacchioBroker is now a US citizen and ready for some American lovin'!
The diva kept up the act that she had been on tour with her friend's band for the last two months and was back in the city of NY.
The soon-to-be birthday boy invited the diva out for a Saturday date which the diva respectively declined by saying she was busy.
BitchNichole would like to point out to her loyal readers that she has never once kissed this self-proclaimed "soulmate" and has not seen him in four months.
Her powers are much stronger than first believed.

Lessons Learned: Are You Trying to Tell Me Something?

Our heroine, BitchNichole, has spent the week temporarily stranded in the BVA's due to a Monday blizzard throughout the state of Nebraska. Her poor little SeanEssDog was stranded in the BVA parking lot for the last week until he was freed by our heroine last Friday after thirty minutes of digging in the snow (she has the bruised toes and hip to prove it).
This morning she was awakened by a shouting Rooms who announced that another six inches of white frosting had fallen to the ground while the diva dreamed of all the wonderous places she could take her now free SeanEssDog.
When she finally left her apartment she once again found her beloved vehicle trapped under several inches of the icy blanket.
Our diva instead spent her day reading, writing, and catching up on some blog readin'. She was looking over Mom40's online haven when she realized that she was only pictured once. This did not come as much of a surprise due to the fact that she no longer resides at the homestead. No, she was not surprised at the lack of her face pictured. However, the only picture of the welsh goddess portrayed our diva indulging in the devil's drink. She stared at the picture for a few moments before thinking to herself aloud: "Wait is she calling me an alcoholic?!?"
The diva plotted her sweet revenge on her favorite mother as she went to her kitchen and found the oversized bottle of Woodbridge wine; a favorite of the pretty posse and it's followers.
The only picture of BitchNichole sported on Mom40's blog she appears quite devious as she downs the sin juice.
BitchNichole spots her device of revenge on Mom40 on the kitchen counter.
"This'll teach you to call me an alcoholic Mom40! Oh God this stuff is awful! I'll just save it for the next time I have guests.

Lessons Learned: Fun at Wings

Omigod RMIA comes out to wings for the first all roommate picture of the year!!!

S-B-B 1-2-3 Sharron Sharron Behl Brooks! Media Junkies unite for 25 cent wings! mmmm!
"You say your dad has tongue cancer? He must be so proud to see that you're following in his footsetps"

Mmm! Who knew 25 cents could taste so good?

BitchNichole: Omigod Rooms I totally just kissed Greg Brady!
Rooms: The best thing to do is to keep her going. Yes BitchNichole you made out with Greg Brady
BitchNichole: I just made out with Greg Brady??? I am in so much trouble!

Lessons Learned: It sucks to quit

I wish there was a gum that would make me not want to call you.