Lessons Learned: Take Your Own Advice and Quit Being Such a Hypocrite Buddy

This weekend our diva, BitchNichole, attended the HC-wide semi-formal dinner at the ho lovingly referred to as the Boar's head. This event was named such because of the act of parading around the decapitated head of a deceased pig before delving into dinner(no pork is not served in any shape or form at this HOish meal). The evening's events consisted of jokes, hand music, and Christmas caroling.
But wait, we're getting to the good part. The college had rented out the Shack for post dinner dancing in order to keep the HC student's weight gain down before the holiday season began rolling into motion.
Rooms had missed this notice and when the two ladies rolled into the joint she questioned the bartender as to who this "private party" was that was taking over the one place where everybody knows her name.
The evening continued on the upperlevel of the dance club after an epoliptic dance to Hey Yeah. The upstairs platform began to shake and BitchNichole grabbed Rooms fearing that the whole place would soon fall down. (Our diva has been quite cautious at the Shack since the month-long, fire code closing of November).
The two divas spent the rest of the night downstairs with friends and one over-excited, hugging waitress.
Rooms and Dre3000 were playing a round of photohunterotic when they were approached by PunUzo claiming he had recently been violated by a roommate. Rooms, assuming that BitchNichole was unlikely to have lashed out at the student body president due to the fact that she had spent the last half our talking to a young man about alcoholism, could think of only one person: Newbie.
PunUzo told the story about how he had been innocently talking to a young lady upstairs when his head jerked forward. He stopped for a moment and looked around to find Newbie running away in anger. She had hit him in the back!
"Omigod you just got donkey punched!" Dre3000 exclaimed.
The diva's returned home giving a ride to the Dre3000 and the injured PunUzo.
BitchNichole entered the disarrayed apartment where an outburst had occurred and was soon to return. Newbie opened the door for Rooms and quickly ran out before returning to the apartment 30 minutes later where a House of Wax slumber party had already started.
Frustrated at the lack of attention she threw another tantrum and slammed the door behind her.
BitchNichole and Dre3000 pretend they are a couple and feel slightly akward afterwards.
Inspired by a recent episode of Cops Dre3000 attempts to hide from Newbie afraid that he may be punched in the back of the head as well.
The three pals attempt to have a successful slumber party despite the outburst from Newbie.