Lessons Learned: I Done Got Used Again
It has recently come to the attention of BitchNichole that a certain fellow has used one conversation with the welsh goddess as an excuse to break another diva's heart.
When first informed of her injustice to another sista friend the diva was first outraged at her name being brought up as the homewrecker in the situation but later confused as to when this said conversation had actually taken place.
After searching her mind and diary for any life-changing conversations that had taken place with the gentleman in question the diva settled on one boring conversation that dealt with the question "Who's better Loretta Lynn or ACDC?"
The question itself has an easy answer and is in no way what the diva would consider life altering.
The diva was later quoted as saying "That's it! I'm done with these supposed sex scandles! Haven't you guys figured it out I'm super innocent*"
*Innocence proven by the fact that after five minutes of random staring thought the diva still cannot think of the last first kiss she shared with a boy. However now that she is single BitchNichole is determined to change this sad thought. It is technically Thursday now.
When first informed of her injustice to another sista friend the diva was first outraged at her name being brought up as the homewrecker in the situation but later confused as to when this said conversation had actually taken place.
After searching her mind and diary for any life-changing conversations that had taken place with the gentleman in question the diva settled on one boring conversation that dealt with the question "Who's better Loretta Lynn or ACDC?"
The question itself has an easy answer and is in no way what the diva would consider life altering.
The diva was later quoted as saying "That's it! I'm done with these supposed sex scandles! Haven't you guys figured it out I'm super innocent*"
*Innocence proven by the fact that after five minutes of random staring thought the diva still cannot think of the last first kiss she shared with a boy. However now that she is single BitchNichole is determined to change this sad thought. It is technically Thursday now.
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