Lessons Learned: Visions of the Future

As many of you know our herione, BitchNichole, was recently blessed with the vision of her future husband. I know, I know she said she'd never do it, but this vision has made her realize that maybe marriage isn't such a bad thing. Here are a few details about the fella that she saw in her vision.

1. He is an artist (PDiddy agreed that this was a smart decision for her since a relationship with a writer would involve too much competition).

2. They live in separate apartments (PDiddy also agreed this part of the vision agreeing that the diva could never share a living space. This also works out because they are both artists don't really want to intrude on each other's work).

3. They are a way cool couple that goes out and chills together without pushing the idea of marriage on their friends.

4. They have no children because children make them both slightly uncomfortable.

5. They like to travel and he often follows her on book tours.

The diva claims that she is happy with this vision. She says that he sounds much better than the corporate jerk that appeared in her former vision.

In other news:
There is a new song that reminds me of you. Dress Up in You by Belle and Sebastian. Hope that is better than the All American Rejects

Everyone will be happy to know that a certain number has been deleted from the diva's phone. Now she can stop being the kind of stupid girl that pisses her off.