Lessons Learned: I Need Some Lovin'

The diva has been suffering from a lack of locking lips lately and it has her slightly unhappy. She has been out on three “dates” in the last month with worthy gentlemen, but it’s gotten her absolutely no where. Yes the conversations on all of these dates have been very intriguing, but when is she going to get down to some serious making out? Perhaps she’s had her mojo stolen?

Adding to this disappointment TheHorse recently had a conversation with CoachRyan and he seemed only mildly interested when her name got brought up. It’s time for a trip to Lincoln to seduce the older gentleman. Any takers? This is not a competition.

In other news:

Okay I like you and there’s a lot I’m willing to give up for you, but not cheese on meat. Come on dude you’re basically asking me to give up all Mexican food. It just isn’t going to work. Let’s just make out for awhile. You can pretend that I don’t eat pork for a good twenty minutes to an hour, right?