Lessons Learned: What Would You Do If I Could Have You? (A Self Analysis)

BitchNichole once told a former crush that she wanted to have as many heart breaks as possible because it made her more creative. The would-be boyfriend then replied with a promise to one day break her heart. The diva strung the guy along for another few months before he finally got the point that she wasn't interested.

After listening to too much Lynn Miles and rereading old journals the diva has come to the conclusion that she often clings onto the unattainable while casting aside the suitors that seem to eager.

So the real question is: Is she really still heart broken over you or just looking for a muse. Either way you still make her hands shake in a way that makes the baristas question if she's had enough coffee yet.

In other news:

The diva spent the latter part of Sunday night having a conversation with a young gentleman about his existance. He kept trying to explain to her that he wasn't really there. She later emailed him and he never replied making her question if he was right and she really was just talking to herself for that whole hour.

The diva recently rented a Ralph Macchio film from NetFlix, but no one wants to watch it with her. What does everyone have against her future husband all of a sudden?

The PrettyPosse arrives in six days... yes!

Mom40 makes 25-cent bet with BitchNichole on whether John McNally is really going to send her a free copy of his new book before it is released to the public.