Lessons Learned: Naked Bodies (The Story of Being an Adult)
Last weekend, during the weekend to forget, ElleShoes and BitchNichole did remember to stop inside Aldo to buy a new pair black flats because the diva is forced to dress nice as she gets her corporate on. However, Aldo forget to mention how slippery the bottoms of the shoes they produce can be if not accessorized with the proper bottoms.
The diva was proud to sport her new office attire, but New York is a tricky city with a lot of walking so she was forced to wear flats until entering her office building.
She put the pumps on in the elevator, pushed her shoulders back and prepared for a strong a confident walk to her cubical as the silver doors openned. But something was awry.
After taking the first step into the office she slipped on the slick bottoms of her new Aldo's and stumbled backwards landing in the closing doors of the elevator before catching herself. The diva gathered herself and looked around to make sure no one had noticed and then she saw it:
The conference room next to the elevator was filled with people and there she was, a naked model standing laughing at the diva. She clearly thught the fall had happened due to the welsh goddess's surprise at seeing her nude body.
The diva smiled slightly, turned red, and quickly walked away toward the safety of her nudity-free cubical.
On the way there she tried to hide her embarrassment by relaying the message to her co-workers who just stared as she laughed uncomfortably. BBoss responded with "yeah she's around a lot you should probably just get used to it." Further imploring BithNichole to believe that no one in her office gets her.
In other news:
BitchNichole has one friend at work, though she is still unable to tell if she is honesly laughing or just doesn't speak English and simply laughs when the diva's vocal pattern calls for it.
In other other news:
NakedMan, BitchNichole's neighbor, has begun wearing underwear around the house. This has most likely occurred because the diva was staring so much that he got uncomfortable.
The diva was proud to sport her new office attire, but New York is a tricky city with a lot of walking so she was forced to wear flats until entering her office building.
She put the pumps on in the elevator, pushed her shoulders back and prepared for a strong a confident walk to her cubical as the silver doors openned. But something was awry.
After taking the first step into the office she slipped on the slick bottoms of her new Aldo's and stumbled backwards landing in the closing doors of the elevator before catching herself. The diva gathered herself and looked around to make sure no one had noticed and then she saw it:
The conference room next to the elevator was filled with people and there she was, a naked model standing laughing at the diva. She clearly thught the fall had happened due to the welsh goddess's surprise at seeing her nude body.
The diva smiled slightly, turned red, and quickly walked away toward the safety of her nudity-free cubical.
On the way there she tried to hide her embarrassment by relaying the message to her co-workers who just stared as she laughed uncomfortably. BBoss responded with "yeah she's around a lot you should probably just get used to it." Further imploring BithNichole to believe that no one in her office gets her.
In other news:
BitchNichole has one friend at work, though she is still unable to tell if she is honesly laughing or just doesn't speak English and simply laughs when the diva's vocal pattern calls for it.
In other other news:
NakedMan, BitchNichole's neighbor, has begun wearing underwear around the house. This has most likely occurred because the diva was staring so much that he got uncomfortable.
posted by Welsh Girl at 6:13 PM
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