Lessons Learned: Overheard in New York

BitchNichole: So yeah if you had a gun you could probably take out a whole bunch of people at once, but I was unlucky so all I got was a heavy blunt object so I had to beat everyone to death. I mean I eventually got a gun off of someone so it all worked out in the end.

Paranoid Woman on Cross Town Bus: (extremely horrified look in diva's direction)...


On that note:
The Science of Sleep has totally been messing with BitchNichole's dreams. Every time PsychoX calls she has another dream about RetardedOverYou... he really needs to stop calling.