Lessons Learned: The Point of No Return
I've been wanting to tell this story for awhile but didn't know how to bring it up.
Since I haven't posted in awhile it seems like an appropriate time.
BitchNichole has a NamelessFriend who recently moved to a new apartment and it seems to be a bit of a lemon. One day all of the power went off in the apartment and Nameless friend decided to go to his landlady to complain.
While bringing her up-to-date on the electricity issue the following conversation took place:
LandLady: Uh huh. Do me a favor... when you use the bathroom... don't flush the toilet paper.
NamelessFriend: I'm sorry.
LL: Don't flush toilet paper. Throw it in wastebasket.
NF: Don't flush the toilet paper?
LL: Yes throw in wastebasket.
NF: Okaaay...
This is what we've come to now... It makes BitchNichole's place of residence seem like Shangra La.
Since I haven't posted in awhile it seems like an appropriate time.
BitchNichole has a NamelessFriend who recently moved to a new apartment and it seems to be a bit of a lemon. One day all of the power went off in the apartment and Nameless friend decided to go to his landlady to complain.
While bringing her up-to-date on the electricity issue the following conversation took place:
LandLady: Uh huh. Do me a favor... when you use the bathroom... don't flush the toilet paper.
NamelessFriend: I'm sorry.
LL: Don't flush toilet paper. Throw it in wastebasket.
NF: Don't flush the toilet paper?
LL: Yes throw in wastebasket.
NF: Okaaay...
This is what we've come to now... It makes BitchNichole's place of residence seem like Shangra La.
posted by Welsh Girl at 1:07 PM
2 Comments:
Since I doubt they have ceptic tanks in NY, she probably just has a fetish. Dirty.
Hey lady! Sorry it took me so long to at least reply. . .Thanks so much for the congrats, it was totally sweet. I hope that you're livin' it up the City.
Peace.
Ps I finally updated my blog--it's only been 3 months. . .ha
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