Lessons Learned from My Bra*

* This story is completely true the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

During a boring, late night study session for her History final BitchNichole felt an itch in her chestal region. At first she ignored this itch but as time went on it got more and more frustrating. BitchNichole reached into her shirt and pulled a tiny peice of paper from her bra. She stared at the paper intently for a few moments and wondered exactly where it had come from. She then opened it up to reveal that it was a fortune from a Chinese cookie. This made her even more curious since she had not eaten Chinese for at lease a week or so. And then she read the words on the paper. "You will not be bored for long. A new adventure is coming your way."