Lessons Learned: The Tiring Life of a Celebrity
Last week BitchNichole recieved an invitation from Athena to a Tuesday night rooftop Hugo Boss party. She had had a long day at work and when she arrived home Theropian told her they were leaving in half an hour and to get ready for the party. The girls were an hour late due to BitchNichole last minute preparations of showering, hair do's, and applying fake eyelashes. After leaving the apartment the divas realized that they were both missing their cell phones. With no time to go back up the four flights of stairs to grab the essential communication device BitchNichole exclaimed "It's cool were just gonna be living like its the early ninties tonight," as they quickly ran towards the A train.
They arrived at Shera's place to realize that the rest of their party had already left for the gala, so the two slackers waved a cab and rode towards the general vacinity of where they thought the party might be. When exiting the cab they approached a man in a suit and asked where the Hugo Boss party was taking place. He walked them to the corner where they ran into IWishYouWereStraight who attemped to call Athena to find her whereabouts so that the belated party goers could get in. His attempts failed but the girls walked to the guest table to give their names anyway.
BitchNichole walked up to the E section and gave them her name, but Theropian's name was missing from the list!!! What were the divas to do? They went behind the crowd and pressed their hands together and a perfect star came out on the wrist of fugitive Theropian. The girls showed their hands to the doorman who stepped aside to let the ladies enter, and they giggled as they walked onto the elevator.
As BitchNichole stood in line to get her free drinks she saw a familiar face. ATHENA!!! She screamed her sister's name and saw that the beauty was talking to a nervous IWishYouWereStraight who was encouraging Athena to go downstairs so that the two slackers could join the party. He looked relieved and said, "Thank God you girl got in!"
The pretty posse stood around sipping their drinks and mingling (with a little dancing from SheRa). When they escaped to the side to catch a breather Athena looked over at the man standing next to them who looked strangely familiar. BitchNichole approached him and shouted into his ear above the roaring music "Is your name Andrew?" The familiar face then pulled back and looked down questioning at the diva. "I think I went to highschool with you," she exclaimed as she re-introduced herself and held out her hand for a shake. The fellow B Alumn then grabbed ahole of the goddess is a tight embrace as she showed him that her sisters were present as well. While Athena and SheRa reminised with the Alumn BitchNichole strained to remember how she had known him in years past.
The night went on with a tipsy Starwberry grinding on a one Mr. Taye Diggs, nekked dancers, and spinning from Tommy Lee.
When BitchNichole rolled out of the shower the next morning she was greeted on the other side of the door by a freshly awoken Theropian who groggly quipped as she walked past the diva"We sipped champagne with Taye Diggs at a party last night, just in case you forgot."
They arrived at Shera's place to realize that the rest of their party had already left for the gala, so the two slackers waved a cab and rode towards the general vacinity of where they thought the party might be. When exiting the cab they approached a man in a suit and asked where the Hugo Boss party was taking place. He walked them to the corner where they ran into IWishYouWereStraight who attemped to call Athena to find her whereabouts so that the belated party goers could get in. His attempts failed but the girls walked to the guest table to give their names anyway.
BitchNichole walked up to the E section and gave them her name, but Theropian's name was missing from the list!!! What were the divas to do? They went behind the crowd and pressed their hands together and a perfect star came out on the wrist of fugitive Theropian. The girls showed their hands to the doorman who stepped aside to let the ladies enter, and they giggled as they walked onto the elevator.
As BitchNichole stood in line to get her free drinks she saw a familiar face. ATHENA!!! She screamed her sister's name and saw that the beauty was talking to a nervous IWishYouWereStraight who was encouraging Athena to go downstairs so that the two slackers could join the party. He looked relieved and said, "Thank God you girl got in!"
The pretty posse stood around sipping their drinks and mingling (with a little dancing from SheRa). When they escaped to the side to catch a breather Athena looked over at the man standing next to them who looked strangely familiar. BitchNichole approached him and shouted into his ear above the roaring music "Is your name Andrew?" The familiar face then pulled back and looked down questioning at the diva. "I think I went to highschool with you," she exclaimed as she re-introduced herself and held out her hand for a shake. The fellow B Alumn then grabbed ahole of the goddess is a tight embrace as she showed him that her sisters were present as well. While Athena and SheRa reminised with the Alumn BitchNichole strained to remember how she had known him in years past.
The night went on with a tipsy Starwberry grinding on a one Mr. Taye Diggs, nekked dancers, and spinning from Tommy Lee.
When BitchNichole rolled out of the shower the next morning she was greeted on the other side of the door by a freshly awoken Theropian who groggly quipped as she walked past the diva"We sipped champagne with Taye Diggs at a party last night, just in case you forgot."
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