Leassons Learned: New Hair Brings Out New Super Powers

BitchNichole has now spent an alarming two months as a blonde. During the this time period a small experimentation of the communication styles of the human race has also been taking place. However, the diva has discovered a glitch in the experiment, and as a result has developed a strange super power the likes of which you can only read about in comic books.

What is the inconcievable super power you ask? The magnetic power to attract real estate brokers! It is amazing! The diva now has the power to make these otherwise professionals fall at her feet and and kiss her blistery, peeling toes. Old, young, married, single, divorced, widowed, handsome, and hideous, they all cannot help but fall desperately in love with our hero BitchNichole.

So, what name will this alterego be called? After considering several names (i.e. the Brokenator) she has decided upon da da da da the HeartBroker!