Lessons Learned: Ooops I Thought You Were Someone Else
This morning BitchNichole had an early morning breakfast date with UncleRon who was up for a weekend visit in Huskerville. The diva wouldn't normally have minded the early morning festivities had she not been kept up until all hours of the night by Newbie and her underage friends that were drinking in her place of residence.
When things finally calmed down the diva had taken out her contacts and prepared for bed. As she walked to her room to finally settle down for sleepytime she saw a blonde girl climb onto the futon with an unknown gentleman and start to nuzzle in.
The diva then escaped to the safety of her room and set her alarm clock for an hour earlier than she intended on awaking from her slumber so that she could press the snooze button over and over again to return the loud favor given to her earlier by Newbie and her pals.
Finally it reached wakey-wakey time and the diva emerged from her room to make a pot of coffee which meant grinding her own beans, it just tastes better, and the noise was well worth it for Newbie and her gentleman friend.
The diva continued to make plenty of noise while the couple on the futon noticeably moaned and complained in response to the slamming of cupboards and doors.
It was at this point that our heroine entered her bathroom to brush her teeth and insert her contacts. When she was finished she left to pour herself a cup of the much needed caffeine. As she did so she took a look over at the futon to see if she had successfully returned the favor to her sleeping roommate and her overnight guest. As she did so she noticed that the blonde girl that she had seen the night before was not her roommate Newbie at all, but instead some unknown individual who seemed quite angry at the fact that she had been awoken too early in the morning and was possibly fighting a hangover that was not responding well to the slamming of cabinets and doors.
Congratulations Newbie you win this round.
When things finally calmed down the diva had taken out her contacts and prepared for bed. As she walked to her room to finally settle down for sleepytime she saw a blonde girl climb onto the futon with an unknown gentleman and start to nuzzle in.
The diva then escaped to the safety of her room and set her alarm clock for an hour earlier than she intended on awaking from her slumber so that she could press the snooze button over and over again to return the loud favor given to her earlier by Newbie and her pals.
Finally it reached wakey-wakey time and the diva emerged from her room to make a pot of coffee which meant grinding her own beans, it just tastes better, and the noise was well worth it for Newbie and her gentleman friend.
The diva continued to make plenty of noise while the couple on the futon noticeably moaned and complained in response to the slamming of cupboards and doors.
It was at this point that our heroine entered her bathroom to brush her teeth and insert her contacts. When she was finished she left to pour herself a cup of the much needed caffeine. As she did so she took a look over at the futon to see if she had successfully returned the favor to her sleeping roommate and her overnight guest. As she did so she noticed that the blonde girl that she had seen the night before was not her roommate Newbie at all, but instead some unknown individual who seemed quite angry at the fact that she had been awoken too early in the morning and was possibly fighting a hangover that was not responding well to the slamming of cabinets and doors.
Congratulations Newbie you win this round.
posted by Welsh Girl at 10:27 AM
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