Lessons Learned: Not So Random Checks (AKA How I Caught Paranoia From President Bush)

So many of you may remember a recent post about how the current administration has been rubbing the diva the wrong way.

Now those of you that know BitchNichole personally are aware that she is a proud Welsh-American that has given many speeches on patriotism and all that jazz (yes she has even been brought to real honest to goodness tears when speaking about her country). However, after her recent trip to the her second favorite city (the first being Lawrence) she realized that the government may be spying on her happy little online venting mechanism.

That's right! BitchNichole was forced through FIVE "random" searches on her way to and from the great city of New York! Huh?

Many of you may also know that she is not the most organized diva of all time. Because of this she greatly appologized to the employees that were rummaging through her personal belongings while she was being felt up mere feet away.

She now offers the following appology to a Mr. George W. Bush and his administration:

Sorry I expressed my feelings of discontent for your dealings with a high school extra-curricular activity. I was clearly wrong for using my right to free speech. I wrongfully assumed that I lived in a free country. Thank you for showing me the errors of my ways through public molestation. I will remember to keep my thoughts to myself in the future oh great leader.