Lessons Learned: Things I Am Thankful For...
Ok yeah BitchNichole realizes that Thanksgiving was like FOREVER ago, but this trip to NYC has made her realize that she is really happy (and lucky) to have certain things in her life. This has led her to create the following list.
1. ThePrettyPosse (AKA Athena and SheRa) - wow have these two ever made this the best spring break ever. What with the morning coffee runs in pajamas ("No, I wouldn't consider this a walk of shame. That's more for someone that's wearing nice clothes" -Shera), the borrowing of clothes and beds, and humorous discussions. Yeah long story short BitchNichole has like the best sisters ever.
2. Misdirected Bad Feelings - So on her way to the MET this morning the diva got a sickening feeling in her stomach that something bad had happened to Mom40 and Dad. She called and Mom40 said everything was cool. Less than a minute later something flew into the diva's eye and it hurt real bad for like 4 minutes. Oh well at least everything's cool in Tongie Land.
3. Skirts - ok this may sound a little silly, but it's like the closest the diva's gonna get to walking around nekked and it kinda rocks just a little.
4. Unrequited Love - So yeah some stupid fool might have broken the diva's heart hardcore (like it still stings a lot which is a surprise because this has long outlasted the usual 12-hour break that she's grown accustomed to) but it has provided a great story that she will use in a book or play that will make her tons of cash. And she'll change the name so the fella in question won't get any of the cash. How's that feel jerk? Ha ha ha it seems the tables have turned now. Not just another story for her pretentious blog now is it.
5. PapaPhilley - yeah ok he didn't come through on this whole job search thing, but he did buy her lunch to make up for the meal that MacchioBroker refused to pay for so it all adds up in the end.
6. Coffee - need I say more. Coffee is the way you know that there is a God and s/he loves us all very much and wants to keep us awake and smiling.
7. Mom40 & Dad - Thanks for keeping the diva's checking account full and giving her all the love and material items that any kid could ever want. You rock!
That's it for now...
But in other news...
BitchNichole fell in love again today! Combine exibit at the Met. Want to make out with him hardcore. Imagined that they had a brief affair in another life that ended in a great argument about art. Got chills. Then figured he's probably gay.
Oh no she has a new type. While on the subway today she saw a dreamy gentleman enter her car. She watched him secretly through the corner of her eye and then realized he looked almost identical to TheHorse. Wow! She never thought that was her type. Funny how time changes everything.
1. ThePrettyPosse (AKA Athena and SheRa) - wow have these two ever made this the best spring break ever. What with the morning coffee runs in pajamas ("No, I wouldn't consider this a walk of shame. That's more for someone that's wearing nice clothes" -Shera), the borrowing of clothes and beds, and humorous discussions. Yeah long story short BitchNichole has like the best sisters ever.
2. Misdirected Bad Feelings - So on her way to the MET this morning the diva got a sickening feeling in her stomach that something bad had happened to Mom40 and Dad. She called and Mom40 said everything was cool. Less than a minute later something flew into the diva's eye and it hurt real bad for like 4 minutes. Oh well at least everything's cool in Tongie Land.
3. Skirts - ok this may sound a little silly, but it's like the closest the diva's gonna get to walking around nekked and it kinda rocks just a little.
4. Unrequited Love - So yeah some stupid fool might have broken the diva's heart hardcore (like it still stings a lot which is a surprise because this has long outlasted the usual 12-hour break that she's grown accustomed to) but it has provided a great story that she will use in a book or play that will make her tons of cash. And she'll change the name so the fella in question won't get any of the cash. How's that feel jerk? Ha ha ha it seems the tables have turned now. Not just another story for her pretentious blog now is it.
5. PapaPhilley - yeah ok he didn't come through on this whole job search thing, but he did buy her lunch to make up for the meal that MacchioBroker refused to pay for so it all adds up in the end.
6. Coffee - need I say more. Coffee is the way you know that there is a God and s/he loves us all very much and wants to keep us awake and smiling.
7. Mom40 & Dad - Thanks for keeping the diva's checking account full and giving her all the love and material items that any kid could ever want. You rock!
That's it for now...
But in other news...
BitchNichole fell in love again today! Combine exibit at the Met. Want to make out with him hardcore. Imagined that they had a brief affair in another life that ended in a great argument about art. Got chills. Then figured he's probably gay.
Oh no she has a new type. While on the subway today she saw a dreamy gentleman enter her car. She watched him secretly through the corner of her eye and then realized he looked almost identical to TheHorse. Wow! She never thought that was her type. Funny how time changes everything.
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