Lessons Learned: It Must Be That Time of Year
BitchNichole has been having a lot of boy drama lately. PrincessMike and TheHorse ganged up on her, junior high style! They played a game where one of them would ask her a question and then IM the response to the other. TheUser said she doesn't understand the meaning of the word friendship. And even her internet friend has accused her of getting too serious. What is going on???
So for those of you that seems a bit confused at the moment here's some info on the Welsh goddess that you may have missed out on, but should take very seriously:
She is a commitment-phobe. If you lead her to believe that you want a serious relationship in any way she will freak out and have a panic attack.
She should never be taken seriously. Almost everything (aside from those sentences beginning "I'm being completely honest...") out of her mouth is a joke or exaggeration.
Love is a pretty serious word to her. The word hardly ever comes out of her mouth outside of references to family members, Rooms, and Kudla. If she uses this word with someone it is kind of a big deal, so be nice. On that note it took her five years of friendship with Kudla to use it on him, so if you have been able expedite that process count yourself lucky.
Her underwear and/or butt crack is ALWAYS showing. That's really not that important, it's just funny.
So for those of you that seems a bit confused at the moment here's some info on the Welsh goddess that you may have missed out on, but should take very seriously:
She is a commitment-phobe. If you lead her to believe that you want a serious relationship in any way she will freak out and have a panic attack.
She should never be taken seriously. Almost everything (aside from those sentences beginning "I'm being completely honest...") out of her mouth is a joke or exaggeration.
Love is a pretty serious word to her. The word hardly ever comes out of her mouth outside of references to family members, Rooms, and Kudla. If she uses this word with someone it is kind of a big deal, so be nice. On that note it took her five years of friendship with Kudla to use it on him, so if you have been able expedite that process count yourself lucky.
Her underwear and/or butt crack is ALWAYS showing. That's really not that important, it's just funny.
2 Comments:
I would just like to note that you say that you love me everytime we talk.
Hey! We didn't gang up on you? I was just trying to figure out why whenever I asked something you guys said something about the other but the other didn't agree.
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