Lessons Learned: Slumber Party Fun!

BitchParis gnaws on a chicken nugget during the festivities

Mmmm. Pina Colada!!

Friday night BitchNichole had a horrible experience: she slept in her own bed. Alright perverts stop thinking she means that in a she-normally-shares-a-bed-with-a-random-guy sort of way. No, Friday nights are usually slumber party nights and she falls asleep on the couch (sometimes the futon if BigBrodahMitch is staying over). But with Rooms out of town commentating for the Lady Broncos the Welsh goddess was forced to sleep in her very lonely room because it would have just been weird to sleep alone in the living room.
However, something magical happened on Saturday. BitchParis who has been very ill and covered in hives for the last few days was catching a little cabin fever and looking for a way out of her apartment. Solution? SLUMBER PARTY!!!
The divas grabbed some Pina Colada mix, way too much junk food, and B-level films and prepared for a night of movie watching.

Here's a few examples of some interesting discussions that took place during the slumber party:

BitchParis: What did he say?
BitchNichole: I think he just said "Noids don't have sex with Doodles" and that's our cue to end it.
BitchParis: But I want to see if a Noid will do a Doodle.
BitchNichole: I think we both know the answer to that.

BitchParis: I would never follow a corpse.
BitchNichole: Especially if it looked like that.

BitchParis: I'm going to call Dan.
BitchNichole: No don't.
BitchParis: Yes I am. I'm going to. Crap it's Saturday.
BitchNichole: Yes it is.
BitchParis: Oh nevermind.

BitchNichole: I don't know what to do.
BitchParis: No wait... think back to The Shining.

BitchNichole: I like the ugly one.
BitchParis: I like the cute one.
BitchNichole: You won't after you see what an asshole he turns out to be.
BitchParis: No, I probably still will.

BitchNichole: Wow! Those are some really small boobies.

BitchNichole: It's 2:13 in the morning and I'm pissed... great!