Lessons Learned: Every Number But the One I Want to See

Have you seen this poor little boy? Last heard from March 27, 2006.

So the diva has heard through the grape vine that Kudla is making plans to visit the Welsh Goddess within the next few months. However, he has not relayed this message to BitchNichole herself.

Any of the attempts to get in contact with the lifelong buddy however have failed. BitchNichole offers the following advice to her relationship therapist and future husband, Kudla.

Hey dude pay your friggin' phone bill. I kinda sorta desperately need you right now. Seriously, I miss you so much it hurts.