Lessons Learned: The Celebration Never Ends

Last night, after dealing with some crazy drunken behavior, BitchNichole has decided that she all too often finds herself embarrassed and taking care of drunken fools. Such was a similar situation last year in the picture above where our heroine nervously bites her fingernails as TheUser puts on a little song and dance (He later went on to dig under his bed and find a blow horn which he pressed right by her face and got sick later on while she took care of him).

The Welsh Goddess has decided that she is forced all too often to deal with this behavior. She has come to the conclusion that she will no longer take care of boys that she likes when they've gotten themselves into drunken trouble because she ends up looking pathetic like this picture. And when they sober up no one cares in the end anyway.

So go ahead and get stupid drunk and call her to tell her that you don't know how things went wrong and that you need her while you're puking on the phone. Yeah go right ahead and do that and then wake up hung over in the morning and tell her that the girl that actually helped your drunk ass into a taxi was great and you want to send her flowers because she was so awesome and go on to laugh at the way you treated the Welsh Goddess.

Go ahead because she's not listening to it anymore.