Lessons Learned: But You Make a Terrible Heterosexual

AwkwardFriend: Oh you would make such a cute lesbian if you aren't already one!

JewWithTattoos: No she's definitely not.

BitchNichole: Wait are you saying I'd look good with short hair?

AwkwardFriend: No I'm saying your personality. I was in a lesbian wedding once.

BitchNichole: Oh well I definitely don't even like girls as friends I'm pretty sure I couldn't take being in a relationship with one, but thanks.