Lessons Learned: Two Years and Still Strong (A Reminder)
BitchNichole is very aware that she has let her 2nd Anniversary pass without any kind words or reminders to her loyal readers.
After a recent conversation with an individual who shall remain nameless about inappropriate blogging where it was decided that forgiveness would only come after the phrase "I love Phish" would be posted by the Welsh Goddess (heads up Phish totally sucks) BitchNichole felt it would be a good time to review the bloggable offenses laid out on the one year anniversary entry.
So for those of you that missed it here's a review:
For all of the featured players and attention seekers here's a list of things that are almost guaranteed to get you a posting:
1. ANYTIME Mom40 uses the F-Bomb (i.e. the time that Mom40 used it in reference to the LazySpud that charged her $15, the time she couldn't get the car wash to work).
2. Nights at TheShack and anything that occurs while there.
3. Any encounters with exboyfriends
4. Any fights that occur with the diva (both verbal or physical).
5. Any birthday or celebrations that occur as a result.
6. Any hookups with random men (i.e. hot bartenders).
7. Anytime some individual screws the diva out of something (i.e sleep or otherwise).
8. Any awkward encounters with strangers (humans or dogs that bite her on the way back to her apartment).
9. Anytime an individual breaks the diva's heart.
10. Any apologies for her behavior after having one-too-many Malibu and Pineapples.
11. Any obscene phone calls from boys that "came home from school early."
After a recent conversation with an individual who shall remain nameless about inappropriate blogging where it was decided that forgiveness would only come after the phrase "I love Phish" would be posted by the Welsh Goddess (heads up Phish totally sucks) BitchNichole felt it would be a good time to review the bloggable offenses laid out on the one year anniversary entry.
So for those of you that missed it here's a review:
For all of the featured players and attention seekers here's a list of things that are almost guaranteed to get you a posting:
1. ANYTIME Mom40 uses the F-Bomb (i.e. the time that Mom40 used it in reference to the LazySpud that charged her $15, the time she couldn't get the car wash to work).
2. Nights at TheShack and anything that occurs while there.
3. Any encounters with exboyfriends
4. Any fights that occur with the diva (both verbal or physical).
5. Any birthday or celebrations that occur as a result.
6. Any hookups with random men (i.e. hot bartenders).
7. Anytime some individual screws the diva out of something (i.e sleep or otherwise).
8. Any awkward encounters with strangers (humans or dogs that bite her on the way back to her apartment).
9. Anytime an individual breaks the diva's heart.
10. Any apologies for her behavior after having one-too-many Malibu and Pineapples.
11. Any obscene phone calls from boys that "came home from school early."
12. Pictures such as this are likely to find themselves on the blog. See everyone looks like a fool.This is just a short list of what could possibly be posted. For those players that are easily offended BitchNichole offers the following advice:
1. Stop committing bloggable offenses.
2. Stop chilling with the diva.
or the easiest:
3. Quit reading the blog. Really it's not that hard the diva herself has given up on several blogs due to their offensiveness.
The diva promises all her loyal readers another year of entertaining reading.
posted by Welsh Girl at 10:56 AM
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