Lessons Learned: Fall For Every Empty Word I Say

BitchNichole was flashing back on some speechie memories earlier today and was giggling at some things she has pulled in the past: It must be camp time!

At districts her junior year, the diva was up for district rep. As they called the names of the other nominees her competition would stand up and wave for everyone to put a name with a face.

Bored by the lengthy meeting, when they announced her name, our heroine stood up pulled back her suit jacket and flashed a tiny bit of cleavage to the UNL team. The diva then received a standing ovation from the male competitors and the reality tv guest appearance, the dreamy CoachMarple.

After the meeting ended, the diva was pulled aside by TheHorse who informed her that her behavior was "not kosher."

Regardless the diva went about the next two days with competitors angrily mentioning her behavior behind her back and ended up winning all of her events and thus 5 tickets to nationals. Unfortunately her lady lumps did not win her a seat as District Rep.

Four! Four! FOOOOOUUUUUUUR!!!!!