Sunday, February 26, 2006

Lessons Learned: BitchParis's Chemistry Knowledge


Chemisty can never be used in real life... except if you are boiling water or using anal beads.

Funny looking things are used in chemistry projects. The scientific name is "funny looking thing."

Ethanol goes into your arm because you are sneaky.

Droplets belong in a beaker in a perfect world that doesn't exist.

In a perfect world (that doesn't exist) a chemist drinks Everclear.

Control happens manually through a dial.

Distillation separates two types of liquids through boiling the crap out of them.

ProfessorNerd is a chemist and therefore required to sniff many chemicals.


Thanks BitchParis for sharing your knowledge.

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