Lessons Learned: Recipe Parties!!!
After spending Friday night discussing dirty sex terms with Rooms, BigBrodahMitch and Dre3000, BitchNichole woke up Saturday morning feeling alert and ready for a productive day. She went for a quick visit to the Y after a short conversation with BigBrodahMitch about love interpretations that made him extremely uneasy.
She returned home and after spending the day reading and playing sudoku was informed of a recipe party at TonyHomemaker's apartment. Since the divas are huge fans of these parties they grabbed a bottle of wine to take as a girft and headed over to 923.
The first thing they saw when they walked in were a group of freshman girl yelling and consuming all of the night's recipe. The divas rolled their eyes and sat down at the table to mingle with the 21 and over crowd. After about an hour of competing coversation with the yelling freshman the rest of group plotted a plan to get rid of the loud mouths. They claimed to be leaving for the bars and put on their coats while ushering the ladies out of the kitchen. When all the girls had walked out the door the remaining reciped guests took off their coats and returned to their quarters game that had been temporarily put on hold.
After playing the game for a good hour and having an unexpected visit from security after a noise complaint the party decided to move to TheShack for some dancing. BitchNichole and Rooms loaded the boys into their cars unaware of the crazy adventure in which they were about to engage.
Once they arrived inside the sweaty fire hazard CousinJoe grabbed BitchNichole by the hand and led her to the bar where he had promised to buy she and Rooms a drink with an agreement to a dance later on.
The Welsh diva finished her drink and before she knew it CousinJoe was grabbing her hand again and leading her down to the dance floor. Before she knew it she was dancing alright but the wrong kind of dancing. While giving Rooms a look of total mortification she felt something wet on her neck. No it wasn't sweat... CousinJoe was licking BitchNichole. It was at this point that the Welsh goddess claimed that she was feeling a little tired and ran to the safety of the upstairs, but it wasn't long before CousinJoe found her and yet again started feeling on her backside. The diva asked him to stop but he kept on keeping on. Finally TonyHomemaker and Rooms returned and he stopped his busy hands.
Soon after the molestation had been put on hold TheUser showed up to save the day. He claimed that he had witnessed the whole thing and had arrived to play the part of the white knight. Unfortunately he took a suick trip to the bathroom and got distracted on the way back never to return to the upstairs. The diva searched and searched for him everytime CousinJoe returned for a feel but her self-proclaimed hero was no where to be found.
The night continued with UnderageJay, MazerPlazer, and CousinJoe all getting into three different fights before the divas decided they should call it a night, drove home and fell asleep on the living room couches.
Right before entering slumberland BitchNichole turned to Rooms and with eyes fighting back sleep proclaimed "dude I think we're getting too old for this."
She returned home and after spending the day reading and playing sudoku was informed of a recipe party at TonyHomemaker's apartment. Since the divas are huge fans of these parties they grabbed a bottle of wine to take as a girft and headed over to 923.
The first thing they saw when they walked in were a group of freshman girl yelling and consuming all of the night's recipe. The divas rolled their eyes and sat down at the table to mingle with the 21 and over crowd. After about an hour of competing coversation with the yelling freshman the rest of group plotted a plan to get rid of the loud mouths. They claimed to be leaving for the bars and put on their coats while ushering the ladies out of the kitchen. When all the girls had walked out the door the remaining reciped guests took off their coats and returned to their quarters game that had been temporarily put on hold.
After playing the game for a good hour and having an unexpected visit from security after a noise complaint the party decided to move to TheShack for some dancing. BitchNichole and Rooms loaded the boys into their cars unaware of the crazy adventure in which they were about to engage.
Once they arrived inside the sweaty fire hazard CousinJoe grabbed BitchNichole by the hand and led her to the bar where he had promised to buy she and Rooms a drink with an agreement to a dance later on.
The Welsh diva finished her drink and before she knew it CousinJoe was grabbing her hand again and leading her down to the dance floor. Before she knew it she was dancing alright but the wrong kind of dancing. While giving Rooms a look of total mortification she felt something wet on her neck. No it wasn't sweat... CousinJoe was licking BitchNichole. It was at this point that the Welsh goddess claimed that she was feeling a little tired and ran to the safety of the upstairs, but it wasn't long before CousinJoe found her and yet again started feeling on her backside. The diva asked him to stop but he kept on keeping on. Finally TonyHomemaker and Rooms returned and he stopped his busy hands.
Soon after the molestation had been put on hold TheUser showed up to save the day. He claimed that he had witnessed the whole thing and had arrived to play the part of the white knight. Unfortunately he took a suick trip to the bathroom and got distracted on the way back never to return to the upstairs. The diva searched and searched for him everytime CousinJoe returned for a feel but her self-proclaimed hero was no where to be found.
The night continued with UnderageJay, MazerPlazer, and CousinJoe all getting into three different fights before the divas decided they should call it a night, drove home and fell asleep on the living room couches.
Right before entering slumberland BitchNichole turned to Rooms and with eyes fighting back sleep proclaimed "dude I think we're getting too old for this."
posted by Welsh Girl at 4:05 PM
1 Comments:
I KNOW you are TOO OLD for that !!!!!!
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