Lessons Learned: That Was a BAD Idea!

Faced with the ever increasing knowledge that she will soon be obscenely poor BitchNichole has begun budgeting herself on the money spent on food. Since she is trying to spend the least amount of dough possible on food that is not in the coffee family she has been forced to be creative in her food concoctions.
After spending the last month pushing her imagination to its limits the diva has realized through her aching tummy that some foods just don't mesh well. So here are some bad ideas for those of you that are in similar situations. She experiments so that you won't have to.

1. Cheese does NOT go with everything: Any kind of fruit, most items that contain sugar, spaghetti
2. A diet based solely on coffee and bread is not a good idea. Also most bread can last for a long long time as long as you scrape off the mold and toast it. Old coffee is reborn with a simple addition of ice and milk.
3. Even if you freeze it some foods still grow mold. Do NOT eat them this will result in an immediate tummy ache and trip to the bathroom.
4. Old brown bananas should not be whipped and then eaten.
5. You can still taste sour milk when adding it to a recipe
6. Although instant mashed potatoes, hashbrowns, and gravy may be good the first time around it will destroy your taste buds if you try to consume it after a short stay in the refrigerator 3 days later. Salt and pepper add nothing it's dead just let it go.
7. Soup is a good idea, but putting the stove top on high so that you can eat it faster is a no no.
8. Meat goes bad even if frozen. This is also true for cottage cheese.
9. Most fruits are not as good when heated.
10. Chicken nuggets do not add a festive touch to every meal.
11. You can only eat so many carrots before you want to kill yourself.
12. Cold corn = bad idea.
13. It isn't going to get better if you just add ranch/soy sauce/gravy.
14. If it smells like poop don't put it in your mouth it probably tastes like it too.
15. Oreo cookies do not make yogurt taste better.

If you have any other caveats on bad ideas that you have tried please oh please save the diva a trip to the jane and share them with her.

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