Lessons Learned: Happy F***ing Valentine's Day
Today is the dreaded day that the diva has been wishing would end since she was approached in Great Dane more than a month ago: the dreaded VD!
She woke up this morning for class with an optimistic feeling that started a rollin' by two eary text messages from Athena wishing her a happy day.
"Alright I think I can do this." the diva assured herself as she happily started her walk toward the GC.
Once she entered the classroom PDaddy, sporting a red tie in honor of the day, asked her how she was and if TheHorse had done anything special for this overrated holiday. She replied that they had broken up about a month prior but was certain he had something planned because he had recently assured her that they were still valentines if for nothing more than 24 hours. PDaddy commented that they were always breaking up and he was not surprised that he had not yet heard the latest news of lovers's quarrels.
In the spirit of this not-so-special day of lovers he allowed the class to take a group quiz while the diva ever so fittingly worked on her own assignment alone.
After assignments were explained and the diva again stated her tutorial hours she left and headed over to HM where she sat and prepared for some old time religion. As she waited for TheRevDoc to arrive she thought to herself that there would most likely be no reminder of the day's traditions because it's probably viwed as a sin to some fascist religious group somewhere. Oh but was she ever wrong. During a discussion of evolution's role in religion the diva raised her hand to ask a question when called on she opened her mouth to speak "I'm not very educated on this subject so I was wondering..." As she spoke these words a group of five older gentlemen dressed in black tuxedoes with red bow ties entered the room and stated that they had a singing valetine for someone special.
The diva froze for a moment thinking that this was TheHorse's special valentine's day surprise, but was quite relieved to find that it was a gift for the professor from his wife.
She then went home where there was anti-valentine pow-wow occurring in the BVA parking lot.
After taking a nap she realized that she had still not recieved an Valentine's Day messages from TheHorse so she grabbed her phone to find a message from MacchioBroker but no other well wishes. After recieving happy messages from Kudla, Mom40, Rooms, and Dre3000 she phone TheHorse to remind him of the special day and he replied by repeating the same message he had given her on their first V-Day together: "Happy F***ing Valentine's Day sweetie."
Later plans include a trip to Red Lobster with Rooms to eat her first ever whole lobster.
She woke up this morning for class with an optimistic feeling that started a rollin' by two eary text messages from Athena wishing her a happy day.
"Alright I think I can do this." the diva assured herself as she happily started her walk toward the GC.
Once she entered the classroom PDaddy, sporting a red tie in honor of the day, asked her how she was and if TheHorse had done anything special for this overrated holiday. She replied that they had broken up about a month prior but was certain he had something planned because he had recently assured her that they were still valentines if for nothing more than 24 hours. PDaddy commented that they were always breaking up and he was not surprised that he had not yet heard the latest news of lovers's quarrels.
In the spirit of this not-so-special day of lovers he allowed the class to take a group quiz while the diva ever so fittingly worked on her own assignment alone.
After assignments were explained and the diva again stated her tutorial hours she left and headed over to HM where she sat and prepared for some old time religion. As she waited for TheRevDoc to arrive she thought to herself that there would most likely be no reminder of the day's traditions because it's probably viwed as a sin to some fascist religious group somewhere. Oh but was she ever wrong. During a discussion of evolution's role in religion the diva raised her hand to ask a question when called on she opened her mouth to speak "I'm not very educated on this subject so I was wondering..." As she spoke these words a group of five older gentlemen dressed in black tuxedoes with red bow ties entered the room and stated that they had a singing valetine for someone special.
The diva froze for a moment thinking that this was TheHorse's special valentine's day surprise, but was quite relieved to find that it was a gift for the professor from his wife.
She then went home where there was anti-valentine pow-wow occurring in the BVA parking lot.
After taking a nap she realized that she had still not recieved an Valentine's Day messages from TheHorse so she grabbed her phone to find a message from MacchioBroker but no other well wishes. After recieving happy messages from Kudla, Mom40, Rooms, and Dre3000 she phone TheHorse to remind him of the special day and he replied by repeating the same message he had given her on their first V-Day together: "Happy F***ing Valentine's Day sweetie."
Later plans include a trip to Red Lobster with Rooms to eat her first ever whole lobster.
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