Lessons Learned: I Just Wanna Be The Girl You Wanna Touch
Yet again BitchNichole is getting nervous about finding a Valentine. It's crunch time and the diva has been imagining who her perfect Valentine would be.
The diva has recently been watching girls out at the bars to see how they work it to find a man. After doing some outsider observations the diva has realized that no matter how desperate she gets she will never sink to the level of the women of which she has been spying.
"I can't do it. I guess my favorite hookups have always taken place after a really heated debate on music, books, or movies. I just can't make out with these guys that don't stimulate me intellectually anymore." BitchNichole told Rooms on the way to a meeting one night.
This comment lead the diva to create a list of musicians, authors, and actors that she would like to make out with for an extended period of time. Here goes:
Musicians
1. Bob Dylan
2. Travis Barker
3. John Feldmann
4. James Blunt
5. Tyson Ritter
6. Lou Reed
7. Ben Kweller
8. Mike Skinner
9. Marty Bush (ha ha no just kidding please oh please don't take this seriously I'd rather gnaw off my toe)
10. TheJoCoRapper (yet again I'm kidding I hope you guys know who I'm talking about here hint: he's a B-Alumn)
Authors
1. Guy de Maupassant (yes he's died of an std in the 1800's but man oh man was he hot)
2. James Frey
3. John McNally
4. Napoleon Bonaparte (I know he wasn't really an author but anyone that knew the diva in highschool knows she carried his love letters in her wallet he was quite the writer)
5. Joshua Braff
Actors
1. Ralph Macchio
2. Zach Braff
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Danny DeVito (circa One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)
5. Adrien Brody
6. Casey Affleck
7. Balthazar Getty
8. Bill Murray
9. Ethan Embry
10. Joaquin Pheonix
The search continues.
The diva has recently been watching girls out at the bars to see how they work it to find a man. After doing some outsider observations the diva has realized that no matter how desperate she gets she will never sink to the level of the women of which she has been spying.
"I can't do it. I guess my favorite hookups have always taken place after a really heated debate on music, books, or movies. I just can't make out with these guys that don't stimulate me intellectually anymore." BitchNichole told Rooms on the way to a meeting one night.
This comment lead the diva to create a list of musicians, authors, and actors that she would like to make out with for an extended period of time. Here goes:
Musicians
1. Bob Dylan
2. Travis Barker
3. John Feldmann
4. James Blunt
5. Tyson Ritter
6. Lou Reed
7. Ben Kweller
8. Mike Skinner
9. Marty Bush (ha ha no just kidding please oh please don't take this seriously I'd rather gnaw off my toe)
10. TheJoCoRapper (yet again I'm kidding I hope you guys know who I'm talking about here hint: he's a B-Alumn)
Authors
1. Guy de Maupassant (yes he's died of an std in the 1800's but man oh man was he hot)
2. James Frey
3. John McNally
4. Napoleon Bonaparte (I know he wasn't really an author but anyone that knew the diva in highschool knows she carried his love letters in her wallet he was quite the writer)
5. Joshua Braff
Actors
1. Ralph Macchio
2. Zach Braff
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Danny DeVito (circa One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)
5. Adrien Brody
6. Casey Affleck
7. Balthazar Getty
8. Bill Murray
9. Ethan Embry
10. Joaquin Pheonix
The search continues.
posted by Welsh Girl at 6:11 PM
3 Comments:
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There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.
May this be
your time to laugh,
embrace & receive
personal peace,
Dr. Howdy
Who in heaven's name is Dr. Howdy!!
And why are spending time in the bars ---- you are suppose to be "hitting the books" not the bars!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Dylan?? I thought he was dead ;)
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